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Sensei
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« Reply #425 on: September 04, 2007, 02:23:28 PM »
Eaten by Tom Tancredo with a nice chianti and some fava beans
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #426 on: September 04, 2007, 02:25:00 PM »
Bleeds to death after being scratched by a cute kitten.
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« Reply #427 on: September 04, 2007, 02:26:41 PM »
Scurvy
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« Reply #428 on: September 04, 2007, 02:36:38 PM »

Crushed by a hanging chad.
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AkSaber
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« Reply #429 on: September 04, 2007, 03:34:15 PM »
He laughed too hard.
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« Reply #430 on: September 04, 2007, 03:35:50 PM »
wolverine attack
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« Reply #431 on: September 04, 2007, 06:08:54 PM »
Border patrol. Tongue
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« Reply #432 on: September 04, 2007, 06:12:20 PM »
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« Reply #433 on: September 04, 2007, 08:10:25 PM »
« Edited: September 04, 2007, 08:15:39 PM by Frodo »
Gets eaten by an angry alligator.
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« Reply #434 on: September 04, 2007, 08:17:38 PM »
killed in duel by Ben Nelson.
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« Reply #435 on: September 04, 2007, 08:22:35 PM »
Gets flayed alive by StatesRights, who then hangs his skin on the front porch of his house.  Sensei is then eaten by fire ants, attracted by the blood. 
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« Reply #436 on: September 04, 2007, 08:31:48 PM »
I'll give you a hint
Mace Windu wins! Flawless victory!
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« Reply #437 on: September 04, 2007, 08:48:45 PM »
Stops being alive.
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« Reply #438 on: September 04, 2007, 08:55:44 PM »
Ice-T bludgeons him with a cane.
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« Reply #439 on: September 04, 2007, 09:06:46 PM »
trampled to death by a pack of confused kangaroos
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« Reply #440 on: September 04, 2007, 09:36:38 PM »
Kirk Cameron gives him an Tombstone Piledriver through a table.
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« Reply #441 on: September 04, 2007, 10:51:17 PM »
Drowning after being pinned by his collapsed roof in a devastating hurricane and despite being conscious, he can't move and simply stares helplessly as the water slowly rises in the house.
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« Reply #442 on: September 04, 2007, 10:55:59 PM »
After walking 10 miles uphill each way he collapses and slowly sucombs to the cold.
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« Reply #443 on: September 04, 2007, 10:57:54 PM »
becomes the object of a game of antler volleyball between two moose.
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« Reply #444 on: September 05, 2007, 12:07:52 AM »
Dies on D-Day, 28 Feb. 2048, when Cuba finally invades Florida ...
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« Reply #445 on: September 05, 2007, 12:37:45 AM »
suffocates while choking on a burp
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« Reply #446 on: September 05, 2007, 02:19:19 AM »
Dies in a Zeplin accident
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« Reply #447 on: September 05, 2007, 04:59:43 AM »
Wrongly sentenced to death; Republican Governor denies appeal.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #448 on: September 05, 2007, 07:30:24 AM »
Shot by homicidal cop "while resisting arrest".
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« Reply #449 on: September 05, 2007, 08:10:24 AM »
AIDS from his lover Rock Strongo.
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