Opinion of the following countries

[Jake]

US - Very fake and hurried. Don't want to spend my adult life here.
Canada - A less desirable version of the US.
Mexico - A superior version of the US.
Cuba - I'd like to live there once they get their house in order.
Venezuela - Can't say much positive.
Colombia - See above.
Argentina - I'd visit for awhile. Maybe live there.
Brazil - See above.
France - I'm not interested in ever living in Europe.
Germany - ^
Italy - ^
Russia - Yeah, I'll pass. Completely undesirable.
South Africa - I'd visit and consider living there if psychopaths weren't in control.
Zimbabwe - ^
Israel - ^
Iraq - Desert
Iran - ^ and mountains
Afghanistan - ^
Pakistan - Ugh
India - Would love to visit.
China - Thoroughly undesirable place to live. I'd consider visiting as part of a broader trip.
Japan - ^
Australia - Different version of western culture. I'll visit.

[Jake]

Ok, wth is with all the negativeness for Japan?

Let's start with it being one of the most closed, patriarchical, expensive, and corporate societies on the planet.