Please tell me this is sarcasm, and you don't actually believe in that nonsense.
Do some research.
Ah yes, the default answer for any conspiracy theorist: "Do some research. The evidence is out there and it's 100% proven, but there's not a single fact I have time to mention or even allude to. Research it yourself and you'll be convinced, unless you're
scared of the truth". However, you forgot to refer to me as one of the "sheeple".
The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is knowing people out there actually get off on buying into this stuff.