and give me the Book of Mormon. I figured they would just mail it to me for free but now it says local missionaries will contact me within a few days and set up a house visit and give me the book by hand. should be interesting.
Will you offer them PBRs?
no, but I decided on my first gimmick a few moments ago. I'll have a pot of coffee on when they come in and promptly offer it to them.
Might be a little too cliched - I'm sure they get that a lot. I think it'd be cooler to have (technically legal) drug paraphernalia lying around in plain view, but don't actually make any references to their existence.
