Eine traurige Nachricht für euch

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Of course it's a disgusting joke, especially in the light of recent events.

If Tender had been active the last week, the author would have chosen someone different, and he had as the case may be written the title of this thread in another language.

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lets getting this straight

1) consistent poster randomly goes on one week holiday without saying
2) said poster has reputation for saying off the wall things
3) and is named after the protagonist of a novel uncomfortably similar to a very recent tragedy
4) and all timed exactly for April Fools Day
5) an anonymous account in a different continent says in broken English that the poster is dead; and then vanishes

All rather weird.

I think I got it: Tender had hacked the airborne computer and made 4U9525 crash so that he could finally fulfill the intention of his user name - on April Fool's Day. Thereby he has even exceeded Bart Simpson. He's the king of April fool hoaxes, and I'm the emperor of conspiracy theories.
Evil, Tender, Evil...

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Yes and solarstorm is involved somehow

Exactly. But that will stay our little secret.

Btw, you're signature is truly creepy (particularly while reading this thread...)

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Has "RIP " been banned?
How can I tell anyway if а user is banned?

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These are all Rolands from Zell am See I could find in the "Herold":

Dittrich Kai Roland
Hable Roland
Haslauer Roland, Mag.
Herzog Roland
Hotter Roland
Jäger Roland
Miesenbeck Roland
Mitländer Roland
Radacher Roland
Rauchenberger Roland
Reitenbach Roland
Thiess Roland


Here's a photo of Roland:



Maybe someone go search him on Faсebook?

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I wish your mom speedy recovery.

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I would like to say that I suspect solarstorm is behind this.

Why? Because of my Easter egg surprise?