Who represents you in Congress and are they hotter than Ted Cruz?

[The Arizonan]

Who are your two senators and congressperson and are they more attractive than Ted Cruz?

[SnowLabrador]

Elizabeth Warren, Ed Markey, and Jake Auchincloss. No comment - I'm asexual.

[Crumpets]

I'm a straight guy represented by three women (Jayapal, Murray, and Cantwell), so it's not a fair contest even taking politics out of the equation.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Thom Tillis (R-SEN²), Ted Budd (R-SEN³), and Alma Adams (D-12). I'm not attracted to any of them (and as a lesbian, only Adams is of the gender I prefer), but they all look better (as in more aesthetically pleasing) than Ted Cruz.

[Del Tachi]

Troy Carter, and no.

[SWE]

Vacancy, yes

[Nutmeg]

Eleanor Holmes Norton, and yes (gay, normal).

[Progressive Pessimist]

Booker, Gottheimer, and Menendez.

I wouldn't call any of them "hot," but I would rather look at them than Cruz.

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

I'm a straight guy represented by three women (Jayapal, Murray, and Cantwell)

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[All Along The Watchtower]

Padilla, Butler, and Khanna.

A: yes

[HillGoose]

andy biggs :< i dislike him greatly, he is a COMMUNIST and votes to APPEASE the Russia-Red China-Iran AXIS OF EVIL

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Sinema, Kelly, and Ciscomani

All of them beat cruz in my eyes. Even the ego tripping McCain wannabe.

[No War, but the War on Christmas]

Colin Allred.

Do I need to answer the question?

[RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm]

Padilla, Butler, and Kevin Kiley

I mean, I’d rather look at them than Cruz. I wouldn’t say that any of them are “hot”

[TDAS04]

Dusty Johnson certainly is, John Thune is (but not as much as when he was younger). Not sure about Mike Rounds, it’s a close call.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Bobby Scott isn't exactly somebody I would consider "hot" but he looks pretty good for his age.

Whiteys don't age that well so Tim Kaine and Mark Warner are ehhh.

[The Arizonan]

Kyrsten Sinema, Mark Kelly, and David Schweikert represent me in Congress. They are all hotter than Ted Cruz which is not a hard bar to clear.

Colin Allred.

Do I need to answer the question?

No, you don't need to answer the question. I actually wonder if Ted Cruz would lose a hypothetical Senate primary to Satan.

[Horus]

Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock are both obviously more attractive than Ted Cruz. Hank Johnson is very old but somehow still looks better too.

[Cokeland Saxton]

Young, Braun, and Yakum. Nope. Just generic white dudes.

[Rand]

Nobody gets my salivary glands pumping quite like Ted Cruz.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Ted Cruz voted for Sam Alito and Gorsuch the most racist judges in the country, but he is from TX

[Dr. MB]

Val Hoyle, Jeff Merkley, and Ron Wyden. All of them are over 60 and I guess they're better looking than the median 60 year old and also than Ted Cruz but it's not a very high bar to cross

[Sol]

My congresswoman is Virginia Foxx, so um...idk.

[Mr. Smith]

Well, Ted Cruz literally is my Senator so...

As for Michael McCaul and John Cornyn, yes..I guess?

[Fuzzy Bear]

Bill Posey, Rick Scott and Marco Rubio.

I've met Posey; he's a cool guy.  Marco Rubio has grown on me.  As for Rick Scott, I will only consider voting for him if I am absolutely convinced that without his election, Democrats will control the Senate, and even then I don't think I could do that.