Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am home from filling out the paperwork.  I found out the exact hours of my orientation next Monday - 0900-1300.  I will find out the schedule for March 24-29 by this Thursday.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts and a [redacted] ball cap to wear in the meat department.  I've now got 31 1/2 hours until I have to report for my first day of training.

[King]

You should try walking for these next 31.5 hours. It's a nice day in Tulsa. High of 79.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

and shave the trash-stache.

[WalterMitty]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

[Joe Biden 2020]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

Not really, I've been getting size 3x shirts for a couple years now, so I've become numb to it.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

Not really, I've been getting size 3x shirts for a couple years now, so I've become numb to it.

Probably numb in your hands and toes from pre-diabetes.

[Joe Biden 2020]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

Not really, I've been getting size 3x shirts for a couple years now, so I've become numb to it.

Probably numb in your hands and toes from pre-diabetes.

We'll find out when I get the results of this Friday's semi-annual blood work next Tuesday.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Work Night 2 is officially 8 hours away at 2230.  It starts at 2230 tonight because that is 24 hours before my shift ends tomorrow night.  So, 8 hours until Work Night 2 and 26 1/2 hours until I begin Day 2 - my first day of training at 1700.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

Work Night 2 is officially 8 hours away at 2230.  It starts at 2230 tonight because that is 24 hours before my shift ends tomorrow night.  So, 8 hours until Work Night 2 and 26 1/2 hours until I begin Day 2 - my first day of training at 1700.

I'm confused - why is this Work Day 1 if you haven't gotten trained yet?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Work Night 2 is officially 8 hours away at 2230.  It starts at 2230 tonight because that is 24 hours before my shift ends tomorrow night.  So, 8 hours until Work Night 2 and 26 1/2 hours until I begin Day 2 - my first day of training at 1700.

I'm confused - why is this Work Day 1 if you haven't gotten trained yet?

It really should be called Pre-Work Day 1, but I called it Work Day 1 because it's the first day I was actually physically in the store.  My paycheck starts tomorrow.

[King]

Why is Work Night 2 before Work Day 2? Why is there an 18 hour gap between Work Night 2 and Work Day 2?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

FTR the thread/poll posted about how long he will last does not include training time. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

Why is Work Night 2 before Work Day 2? Why is there an 18 hour gap between Work Night 2 and Work Day 2?

It comes from a concept I used to have when I worked a pedestrian 8-5 job.  The work night would include the period between shifts and the work day included the actual shift.  Now, if I work overnights then I'll probably still follow the same procedure.

As far as the 18 1/2 hour gap, I start the work night 24 hours before my shift ends no matter how long of a gap there is.  Last night, I started the work night arbitrarily at 1700 since that would have been the end of an 8-5 shift.

One more thing, you're trying to figure my work night/work day designations.  You WILL get a Grade 9 headache, guaranteed.  It's not meant for anyone to understand except me.  Everyone who tries to figure it out will get confused.  Sometimes you have to nod in agreement and move on about your business.  You won't have as many gray hairs if you follow that rule.

[King]

Interesting, uh, concept.

[Lief 🗽]

Imagine if Bushie devoted half the time to diet and exercise that he did to creating insane and incomprehensible timekeeping systems!

[Joe Biden 2020]

24 hours from right now, I will be reporting for my first day of training at the Tulsa-Harvard Ave location!

[King]

Our little Bushie is going off to Harvard.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Our little Bushie is going off to Harvard.

Good one.   I'll be passing Yale on the way.    (Yale Ave is one mile east of Harvard Ave in Tulsa)

[King]

Everyone who goes to Harvard passes up Yale along the way.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Everyone who goes to Harvard passes up Yale along the way.

Including the NCAA.

[Mr. Morden]

24 hours from right now, I will be reporting for my first day of training at the Tulsa-Harvard Ave location!

Good thing you're not dropping any clues as to the name of this store.

[Joe Biden 2020]

24 hours from right now, I will be reporting for my first day of training at the Tulsa-Harvard Ave location!

Good thing you're not dropping any clues as to the name of this store.

lol

[King]

How many cheat days have you used up this week? What will be your final pre-work meal?

[Joe Biden 2020]

How many cheat days have you used up this week? What will be your final pre-work meal?

I have used one, I ordered pizza last night.  My final pre-work meal will be at 1445 tomorrow afternoon and I don't know what I'll have, yet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just did a quick google search and it shows that just standing for 5 1/2 hours a day like I will do tomorrow and Friday, at my weight (289), I can burn over 800 calories per day.  That number seems awfully high, does that sound right to anyone else or is it high?