Comedy Goldmine Rises

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Mississippi isn't poor by any reasonable or objective definition.  Vermont, however, is in fact the second-poorest state in the Northeast.

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"Tell me, which is you favorite passage of the Bible?"

"Oh..... all of 'em."

"... But which in particular is your absolute favorite?  The one that you first think of when in search of guidance?"

"Well I'll tell ya, the moment Jesus told his Aposse that he was goin' off to get himself crucified by those Romans, and it was goin' to cost one of 'em those pieces of silver they'd been talkin' about, and you know, he said, well, love him, "I cast... thee... unto the Lord's domain... and into the Kingdom of... Israel" because you know we've really got to stick by our allies over there."

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Joe discusses a possible Giuliani candidacy.

I could see him winning 9-11% of the vote in New Hampshire.

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There's no poster above me.

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[Congratulations to Phil]

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Santorum is for hard-working Americans who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.

No, he is for the people who never fear having to do any work that poses either a threat of injury or muscle pain.

Well, considering the fact that you never work your brain - meaning no threat to injure it - we'll be sure to get you a Santorum 2012 bumper sticker right away.

He can stick it on his rear bumper, I presume?

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PROTIP: Confronting Al is serious business and is not recommended if you have nothing of substance to tell him.

If your feelings are hurt, please hit the report post to moderator button.  There are three possible outcomes to this action:

25% -- The post will be deleted. (Inks)
75% -- Sam Spade will call you a f****t. (Mikado)
0% -- Nothing. (Alcon)

Proceed with caution.

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Re: U.S. soccer team booed in their own country
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:20:28 am »     by Leif

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Linking to the Daily Mail should be grounds for an immediate and permanent ban.

As usual, Lief tries to attribute a quote to me that HE made.

That makes it even funnier.

What'd you expect from a brown sympathizer?

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King continues to deliver the lulz.

He has a real potential to eat into Pawlenty's support.

Pawlenty has support?

Pawlenty's 3rd cousin is McCotter's 2nd.

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Zogby's quality can be compared to quality of Zog I as King of Albania.

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From PPP's poll:

Scott’s standing is so poor that 40% of this swing state’s voters say his actions as
governor will make them less likely to support the Republicans’ presidential nominee
next year. Only 26% say they will make them more likely. Most crucially, independents
say by a 45-18 margin that Scott has turned them off from GOP candidates in general.

Wow! Scott is so bad that 26% are more likely to vote for a Republican for President? Very compelling data! You guys definitely proved me wrong on this one.

You couldn't resist the temptation, could you?

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She also signed a pledge for a constitutional amendment to ban pornography.

Won't resonate well with male voters... even the conservative ones.

Especially the conservative ones.

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Come on, Joe. At least Gporter just contributed to the goldmine.

The real question is whether President Porter thinks the Comedy Goldmine is a mean topic or a post he read in the Goldmine links to a mean topic.  It could be either.

Who gives a **** what President Porter thinks? If this is too mean for him then he can go to the Justin Bieber Fan Forum.