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« on: March 31, 2016, 06:27:16 PM » |
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*2006 me falls out of my time traveling backyard oak tree*
Me: What the #*@(?
2006 me: Oh hi Ginny! I didn't think this would work! I'm here! Wow, this is a nice garden.
Me: Thanks. What do you want?
2006 me: This is important. I don't have much time - Did that Obama guy actually run for president?
Me: Oh yes, and he won too, and in a whiny fit, the GOP brought the govt to a halt for the next 6 years!
2006 me: Wow, that's terrible!
Me: Hey, can you hand me that shovel and quick lime over there?
2006 me: Sure, here you go. What's it fo...
*thump*
*crack*
me: Sorry ginny, can't have another me running around out here getting into trouble. I have a good thing going here!
*steals past me's shoes*
*begins digging shallow grave in garden bed*
..... 4 months later .....
me: This tomato is delicious! I never thought time traveling humans would make such great fertilizer!
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