Either McCain or Baldwin. Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible. I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters. Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.
What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others?
I don't know. Just a feeling I guess. Though to be fair, Obama also looks like he smokes crack.
What makes Obama look like someone who smokes crack?
He is black, and a Democrat. Vander Blubb hates both.
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