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WiseGuy
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« on: November 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Lt. Governor Max Power on November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.

What is y'all's problem?  I like Chuck Norris.
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WiseGuy
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2005, 04:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 18, 2005, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: SoD Ron Dubya on November 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor Max Power on November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.

What is y'all's problem?  I like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris disagrees with the word "y'all".  To show his disapproval of it, he will sacrifice ten kittens at dawn on a satanic altar.

If I were you, I'd retract the word while you still can.

Huh?
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WiseGuy
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 05:16:11 PM »
O...K...I still don't get it.
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WiseGuy
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2005, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 18, 2005, 05:50:55 PM
Never mind then.  Apparently you never will. Tongue

Sorry...I saw something about him inventing a gadet that scrabbles eggs before you crack them and something about him gargling with anti-freeze, but I didn't get how that applied to cats being sacrificed to satan.
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WiseGuy
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2005, 06:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 18, 2005, 06:10:57 PM
We were playing on Chuck Norris' ironic pseudo-cult status.  It's kind of a mockery/praising of him, given that he's a ninja cowboy B-movie actor, and that's certainly... an achievement.  I linked to that page to try and demonstrate what I mean.

Even his Wikipedia bio contains the sentence, "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

Apparently he's cool with it, given his cameo in Dodgeball.

This thread has certainly gotten a little random.

Oh.  LOL!!!
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