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Bacon King
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« Reply #825 on: July 11, 2009, 11:32:04 AM »

see context:

The best there ever was, and likely the best there ever will be.

A man of extraordinary talents and abilities, the likes of which America is not likely to see in a generation.
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« Reply #826 on: July 11, 2009, 11:39:40 AM »

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« Reply #827 on: July 11, 2009, 06:07:28 PM »

You shouldn't insult my intelligence, Marokai. It will get you know where.
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« Reply #828 on: July 11, 2009, 06:24:30 PM »

As much I consider Mr. Blubb one of the few decent posters.
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« Reply #829 on: July 12, 2009, 12:00:41 AM »


As much I consider Mr. Blubb one of the few decent posters.(he defended me during the height of the scandal) why can he say that but I am called a racist for much milder stuff such as speaking out against immigration and Zionist?

He shouldn't be able to. I just ignore him as an automatic joke poster, just because I don't think anyone could actually be as ridiculous as he is. You, on the other hand, are just within the realm of someone actually believing the trash they spew and so I take much greater umbrage to your posts.
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« Reply #830 on: July 12, 2009, 12:13:15 AM »

Awwww stark did you wake up one morning and realize that your life has amounted to nothing and though you had big dreams of success and achievement you failed to accomplish any of these goals.  I am so sorry for you man, clearly we in the in the Zionist movement caused these failures that happened in your life. i am sorry if i knew the policies we set forth at the worldwide Zionist meeting in 85 were going to cause your downfall i would have stopped them.  So for all Jews every where please let me apologize for holding you down, it was an unforeseeable consequence of our power grab.  please forgive us for with out us holding you down i can clearly see that you would have changed the world for the betterment of all mankind.

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those who blame others for there own failure are not just pathetic but cause untold damage upon society so thank for your existence we are all worse off for the fact that you live and breathe.
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« Reply #831 on: July 12, 2009, 01:30:35 AM »

Heck - I've touched a lot of guys' inner thighs now that I think about it...I can pretty much comfortably touch a guy anywhere - I'm used to it...there really isn't a spot on a guy's body that I haven't touched.

Not nearly as out of context as you'd think
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« Reply #832 on: July 12, 2009, 01:36:59 AM »

Heck - I've touched a lot of guys' inner thighs now that I think about it...I can pretty much comfortably touch a guy anywhere - I'm used to it...there really isn't a spot on a guy's body that I haven't touched.

Not nearly as out of context as you'd think

As soon as I saw that this topic had a new post, I knew that that's what it was going to be.
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« Reply #833 on: July 12, 2009, 02:20:57 AM »

That entire thread pretty much belongs in here...

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« Reply #834 on: July 12, 2009, 03:31:27 AM »

Mr Stark,

The first thought that came to mind when i clicked on your website, was is this created by a 4 year old.  Not only is it barley functional but it at best retreads previous links.  On top of that you cant even define your positions on there. Your position statements are all one sentence filler. If a fifth grader made this website he would probably get a good grade sadly though this was made by a person who actually considered himself electable in a great state like California. Its amazing truly amazing that such a great person as yourself was looked over especially since you put such thought, time, and effort into his website and his issues platform.  Your contributions in the state house will be sorely missing. 
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« Reply #835 on: July 12, 2009, 04:42:21 AM »


I had no idea I was such a role model for Moral Values, lol.
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« Reply #836 on: July 12, 2009, 01:52:23 PM »


Click for context.
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Marokai Backbeat
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« Reply #837 on: July 12, 2009, 04:30:03 PM »


Given that he's probably one of the gayest members of the forum, that isn't very surprising.
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« Reply #838 on: July 12, 2009, 04:37:08 PM »


That's my point really, it's just more proof. The fact that he still hasn't come out is where the implied humor is.
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Marokai Backbeat
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« Reply #839 on: July 12, 2009, 04:38:45 PM »


That's my point really, it's just more proof. The fact that he still hasn't come out is where the implied humor is.

Bad day for me, sorry Tongue
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« Reply #840 on: July 12, 2009, 04:43:56 PM »


That's my point really, it's just more proof. The fact that he still hasn't come out is where the implied humor is.

I don't think he's gay, most teenagers act like he those (well, the ones i know do)


That's why I ain't no normal teenager.


And  highly doubt he's closeted, because he accepts gays more openly than most closeted  people.



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« Reply #841 on: July 13, 2009, 01:35:08 AM »

I love To Catch a Predator! I watch it all the time!

Yeah, it's great but when you see the same re-runs over and over and over...

Luckily, they don't need this program in Italy. They don't have sexual predators there.

Nah, they call them "il presidente."
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« Reply #842 on: July 13, 2009, 10:41:41 AM »

Referring to Sarah Palin's offer to campaign for Democrats who share her values...




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« Reply #843 on: July 13, 2009, 01:30:08 PM »

I don't even need to explain this one...

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You really need to get laid...and that's something I rarely tell people.[/quote]

That likely will happen this week, good thing Dude Fest is almost here.
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« Reply #844 on: July 13, 2009, 03:06:20 PM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=99092.0
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« Reply #845 on: July 13, 2009, 03:46:42 PM »


That wasn't remotely funny.
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« Reply #846 on: July 13, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »


Obviously, I disagree. I found it funny, how he was imitating WalterMitty.
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« Reply #847 on: July 13, 2009, 06:13:14 PM »

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« Reply #848 on: July 13, 2009, 07:03:56 PM »

I don't even need to explain this one...

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You really need to get laid...and that's something I rarely tell people.

That likely will happen this week, good thing Dude Fest is almost here.
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I think these things sometimes sound better in his head.
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« Reply #849 on: July 13, 2009, 09:53:16 PM »

Uh...

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