Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[King]

Hope your phone interview with Very Large Corporation goes well, Bushie.

Thanks.  It should be obvious why I'm keeping the name to myself.

Well, you do that with scams, too.

[King]

So by Very Large Corporation, you once again mean Contracted People Mill Representing A Very Large Corporation.

[King]

So are you just not doing to give Uber a shot? You'd really rather go through yet another miserable call center for a few weeks/months than just to try Uber?

Desperate times call for the same pie in the sky fantasies of being a wealth businessman with an office job.

[King]

Check it out, a video of people eating as bad as Bushie does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q

[King]

so the diet is officially rip?

Aborted before it was even born, like its brothers in the past. Bushie is definitely not pro-life when it comes to diets.

[King]

Guys, please keep actual Biblical scholar debate to a minimum. It's boring as h-e-double-hockey-sticks.

All Biblical talk should be centered around ODF's beliefs, which are actually entertaining.

[King]

Bushie's gonna be back at 290 in 72 hours.

[King]

Yeah I think he's over the 300 mark too. It's just tough to believe his official weigh ins because of how he's lied in the past. But we know he's not really dieting because he's having cheat days every other day.

And I believe his only vegetable consumption so far has been celery and bell peppers on day one.

[King]

A "small" cinnamon roll.

[King]

Trans fat is banned now. It could be those nutrition labels on their site are just old.

At least their rolls have 8% Vitamin C, 50% Calcium, 16% Riboflavin, 16% Niacin, 20% Iron, 20% Folate, 30% Thiamin so Bushie avoided complete nutrient death for one more day.

[King]

Good Sunday Morning!  I woke up with a pretty large headache so I am staying home from church this morning.  The two main things I am going to watch today are the 2015 Daytona 500 on FOX at 1200 and the Denver Nuggets vs. Oklahoma City Thunder on Fox Sports Oklahoma at 1800.  I will resume the water drinking today.  I've got to behave myself today as I did take a peek of the scale today and it had jumped to 288 which is up 2 1/2 pounds from where I was Friday morning.  In between the Great American Race and the Thunder game, I will put on a coat and take a walk.

lmao

[King]

Resume the water drinking? When was the last time you drank any water? And don't you think that might have something to do with your headache?

He didn't want to alarm his parents by drinking water in front of them. Thankfully he is now back alone and free to drink water as he pleases. Hopefully one day the Lord will give him the strength to come out to his parents as a water drinker.

[King]

Bushie, while your "diet" was loose in terms of actually igniting weight loss, can you at least see the correlation of putting drinking water on hold for a day with your parents and waking up the next morning with a headache so massive you had to miss church?

Maybe your body, created by God, is trying to tell you something with these headaches?

[King]

There is no ban on trans fats.

In 2013, the FDA officially announced that they are not generally recognized as safe. As a result, most companies abandoned their use of them.

Of course, no one can make teams fats illegal. That would violate Bushie's OKLAHOMA FREEDOMS. Freedom to get sicker than he currently is now.

Yes, but if most of the big purchasers have pulled the plug because of this ruling, it should be near impossible to find an affordable producer of hydrogenated oil? Most of the trans fats in food came from vegetable oil and shortening and Crisco/Wesson/etc all got rid of trans fats.

Braum's brags on their site that they don't have trans fat in their fries
http://www.braums.com/menus/grill/fries-and-drinks/

And the nutritional labels for their breads and muffins all say 0g trans fat.

I'm guessing the cinnamon roll nutrition label is just old and it's 0g trans fat right now too. It's still not a healthy option for breakfast, as ODF's massive headache 24 hours later shows.

[King]

I managed to discover an interesting old Bushie post from a deleted thread (RIP) that was preserved by Fundies Say The Darndest Thing.

Needless to say, I demand a flashback of this:

http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=39256

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[King]

Wow, J-Mann, you've deserted me because I'm weak?  You are obviously not a true friend because a true friend would NEVER give up on their friends no matter what.  I think it's time to close the Update as nobody seems to care anymore.  I'll go back to talking politics.  You guys continue to insist you are friends, but you are pathetic friends, at best.

Perhaps you should become friends with healthy food and exercise, so that way you won't give up on them.

[King]

Losing 8 pounds does not come by slothful eating.  That's how much I've lost.

lolwut

[King]

So, Bushie, you were really 296 lbs when claiming you were only 290 a couple of weeks ago?

[King]

Bushie loves being a big fat fatty.

[King]

Your ability to hold down CAD jobs is actually even worse than your ability to hold down call center jobs.

We'll only be happy to here you have taken a blue collar job with little responsibility

[King]

You aren't seriously suggesting that being laid off from my last job was my fault are you?

Doesn't really matter. The first CAD job was more telling. You had a perfect small operation opportunity to become a full time hire but pissed it all away with stories of having a good laugh at all the "boneheaded mistakes" you made at work that day. Then you got fired.

6 months, 2 jobs, 1 firing, 1 lay off is worse than your call center experience.

[King]

Have you applied for this job yet? http://www.glassdoor.com/job-listing/drafting-engineer-JV_IC1136950_KO0,17_IE474073.htm

[King]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/laidoff-man-finally-achieves-perfect-worklife-bala,35022/

[King]

Lmao

[King]

Spoken like a True Atheist