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J. J.
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« Reply #500 on: December 31, 2007, 12:37:53 AM »
Quote from: Like A Nano-Augmented Romance Novel on December 31, 2007, 12:19:55 AM
Strangled by an angry Libertarian due to defending idiotic government policies and laws that absolutely no one else will.

No, killed by a Black woman.

In your case, an STD. Wink
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« Reply #501 on: December 31, 2007, 08:44:17 AM »
Old age
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« Reply #502 on: January 02, 2008, 05:09:32 AM »
Dave will commit sucide after watching Bindi the Jungle Girl. Why did you watch that Dave!!!
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« Reply #503 on: January 02, 2008, 05:37:31 AM »
Crushed to death in a shopping centre stampede caused by an election visit.
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« Reply #504 on: January 02, 2008, 08:40:30 AM »
Strangled by an angry librarian due to returning a book two days late.
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« Reply #505 on: January 02, 2008, 08:42:34 AM »
Crushed to death by ridiculously large German words like "Jahresdurchschnittstemperaturen".
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« Reply #506 on: January 02, 2008, 08:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Gabu on January 02, 2008, 08:42:34 AM
Crushed to death by ridiculously large German words like "Jahresdurchschnittstemperaturen".
Suffers heart failure while overjoyed to hear the FR actually misspelled "Langzeitwetterbeobachtung".
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« Reply #507 on: January 02, 2008, 10:04:45 AM »
A pro peace rally he is at will ironically become a violent spectacle, killing him in the process
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« Reply #508 on: January 02, 2008, 11:29:35 AM »
Ate a steak that was actually a nail gun.
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« Reply #509 on: January 02, 2008, 11:31:44 AM »
Tickled to death by the guy in his signature.
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« Reply #510 on: January 02, 2008, 11:32:37 AM »
At the computer typing sh**t on this website........RIP Oldest Atlasian Wink
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« Reply #511 on: January 02, 2008, 11:54:13 AM »
Smothered to death by Terrible Towels.
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« Reply #512 on: January 02, 2008, 12:29:11 PM »
never dies
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« Reply #513 on: January 02, 2008, 12:39:02 PM »
Dies of a heart attack on Election Day 2008 when Mississippi is called for the Democratic candidate. Wink
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« Reply #514 on: January 02, 2008, 02:19:51 PM »
Ruled by 2008 and sucked on by 2007 until he dies.
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« Reply #515 on: January 03, 2008, 03:16:46 PM »
« Edited: January 03, 2008, 03:19:16 PM by MODU »
Tripped and fell on his chart labeled "Langzeit-Wetterbeobachtung" ... impaling himself on the "spikes."  It is a shame, because he accidentally colorized the cartoon by Tatsuya Ishida.
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« Reply #516 on: January 03, 2008, 03:18:59 PM »
walking down his extensive driveway from overexution.
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« Reply #517 on: January 03, 2008, 03:40:25 PM »
[geographical stereotype] Gets killed and eaten by a pack of Dingos. [/geographical stereotype]
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« Reply #518 on: January 03, 2008, 03:41:39 PM »
Gets killed and eaten by a pack of bavarians
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« Reply #519 on: January 03, 2008, 03:43:36 PM »
(You forgot to mention that it happens while visiting the Oktoberfest... skip me please)
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« Reply #520 on: January 03, 2008, 05:17:50 PM »
Gets killed and eaten by Old Europe while screaming "A dingo ate my baby!"
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« Reply #521 on: January 03, 2008, 06:13:41 PM »
Killed and eaten by angry Poles while trying to invade Poland.
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« Reply #522 on: January 03, 2008, 06:20:03 PM »
Killed and eaten by angry hippies for living in the suburbs
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« Reply #523 on: January 03, 2008, 06:24:12 PM »
Missing a glaringly obvious indicator of foreboding
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« Reply #524 on: January 04, 2008, 02:58:35 AM »
Hugh will die, in similar curcumstances to that of Azaria Chamberlain who was "killed" by Lindy Chamberlain. I can't say that, oh okay....A DINGO then.
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