4S: Society for Solidarity with Senator Simfan

[Sopranos Republican]

Good evening, I'm honored to be here tonight at one of Atlasia's finest institutes of higher learning; Columbia University. The reason we are gathered here tonight is, well, to honor a man, one of your's a hero, who was unjustly slain before his time. This man, was one of Atlasia's finest Senators, was taken from us on a cold winter's night last February. However, rumors of his return, are rampant these days. Some claim that he is not dead, that he was merely imprisoned. Comrades, let us go forth, to discover the truth about Senator Simfan! I am starting this fine society with a large portion of The Duke/Matt PAC's money, which we were going to use to go on an expensive golf/hooker excursion, to instead build this society to honor a hero, who may still be among us, and has simply been silenced by fascism.

Thank You, and stay tuned for further updates.

*Crowd goes mental, the Vice President is seen leaving with 5 college girls.

[Talleyrand]

[PJ]

I endorse this society.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I endorse this society.

[sentinel]

I too stand with Simfan34 and college girls.

[Flake]

I endorse this society.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Thank goodness he remembered to glorify The People in his speech. I miss that kid. He was the first senator of The Party, when we were only young tikes without a clue in the world.