Santorum:"I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”

[Landslide Lyndon]

http://gop12.thehill.com/2011/11/santorum-im-guy-you-want-to-marry.html

Rick Santorum, colorfully pitches himself to the Des Moines Register:

    “I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”


Santorum's continually waited to catch fire, but so far, his candidacy has only gone up in smoke.

He's tied with Jon Huntsman for dead last in the RCP average of polls.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Somehow, I don't think Santorum picturing himself as a potential mate is going to help him.

[Badger]

And then after counseling 6 years into the marriage and deciding with trepadation to give it another chance, followed by vehemently throwing him out 12 years in.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

ever notice that when Santorum talks, he speaks with his chin?

[The Mikado]

I'm not even sure that it's necessarily true.  I think both Obama (assuming Mom doesn't have a problem with blacks) and Huntsman are take-home material, and if Ron Paul wasn't so old he was on that ark with Noah, he'd be take-homeable too.

[angus]

ever notice that when Santorum talks, he speaks with his chin?

yes.  like he's constantly angry. 

[Reaganfan]

That sounds like an analogy I'd use.

[RI]

if Ron Paul wasn't so old he was on that ark with Noah, he'd be take-homeable too.

Except for the part where he's completely insane.

[Pyro]

I don't know about the kind of kinky moms he's met, but I don't think my mother is into Santorum.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

ever notice that when Santorum talks, he speaks with his chin?

yes.  like he's constantly angry. 

I don't know about the kind of kinky moms he's met, but I don't think my mother is into Santorum.

my 16 year old daughter is the one who pointed out Santorum's whiny, mean-spirited looking chin to me...so I don't think any ladies are swooning over him.

[Keystone Phil]

The New GOP Barometer: jmfcst's daughter!

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

The New GOP Barometer: jmfcst's daughter!

did you not know the jmfcsts weren't just white males, but also included mixed-race females?