Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[DownWithTheLeft]

This made me laugh really hard:

A dangerous, dangerous group. And I'm not kidding or trying to be funny: the country would be better off without these people. Their pathetic protests today were filled with hatred and ignorance.

http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001167/

Conservatives are filled with "hatred" and "ignorance" and the link is to DailyKooks

[DownWithTheLeft]

It had nothing to do with the content, just the fact that you called someone ignorant and then cited DailyKos in the same line.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I have made my return to the Goldmine

I honestly must say I personally believe that to be the funniest and greatest thing I have ever posted

[DownWithTheLeft]

I have made my return to the Goldmine

I honestly must say I personally believe that to be the funniest and greatest thing I have ever posted

I don't know, man. You do talk about your political views a lot.

A combination of humor and greatness though

[DownWithTheLeft]

I was honestly never aware of this picture and when I brought up the connection to other forum members privately, they told me that they agreed but that no one had said this and it shouldn't be said.  Guess I was out dicked this time

[DownWithTheLeft]

DWTL's best moments were still with Texasindy.  By far.

Man, I forgot about those.  Everyone thought she was so awesome, but thankfully I exposed that fat ugly bitch

[DownWithTheLeft]

I live in a town where the median family income is around $80,000 with <4% poverty.  That pretty much describe your typical middle class American town.

LOL

I don't see what is so funny.  The idea that a family makes a comfortable yet not ridiculous living sums up middle class America.  Lower class America?  Of course not.  $80,000 in New Jersey is also equivalent to about $40,000-$50,000 in other areas

[DownWithTheLeft]

I said it signified your typical MIDDLE CLASS town, anyone that makes less than $25k can certainly under no circumstances be considered "middle-class"

46% of households make at least $50k, so you make my point exactly that the average of these people (who for the most part constitute the middle class) is near $80,000

The average middle class when you consider how expensive New Jersey is, is around $80,000.  Average upper class would exceed household income of $120,000, average lower class would be less than $40,000.

I never once claimed that the average household made $80,000, but rather that a median income of $80,000 considering the high cost of New Jersey, constitute a typical middle class town.  That graph proves my point

[DownWithTheLeft]

That's hardly a fair characterization of DailyKos. The discussion there often rivals and surpasses the discussion here.

[DownWithTheLeft]

That's hardly a fair characterization of DailyKos. The discussion there often rivals and surpasses the discussion here.

Whatever bro. There's some pretty indepth discussion over there, if you pay attention. Nate Silver, of course, got his start over there as well.

Wow, Lord Nate is making a reappearance.  I haven't hear his name in awhile.  The discussion may in depth, but its certainly not substantive, rational, or intelligent

[DownWithTheLeft]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

[DownWithTheLeft]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

So?  If you kept the voting open for a day like most reasonable people do in these games, the results more than likely would have been different.  But no, crybaby 8 year old that you are, you closed the voting because "OMG I don't like Newark"

[DownWithTheLeft]

Naso/Naso    

[DownWithTheLeft]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

[DownWithTheLeft]

Top 4 : Oregon, Nevada, New Jersey, and shockingly Vermont

[DownWithTheLeft]

Truer words have been spoken:

My friends all loved this at one time. I never cared for it.

Silly Xahar, your only true friends are maps.

[DownWithTheLeft]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

[DownWithTheLeft]

Regarding JC's map, I found the humor in the fact that he just posted a random map of random candidates in the Forum Community section

[DownWithTheLeft]

Great guy. Wished we had more of him.

How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99

[DownWithTheLeft]

Great guy. Wished we had more of him.

How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99

I don't want to achieve those levels of assholicy.

Well then feel free to stop after 30 secons

[DownWithTheLeft]

Do you cover how to use those zingers of yours in the first 30 seconds?

Well we cut out the cursing and attacks on conservatives

[DownWithTheLeft]

I was wondering how someone could support NJ Dems and found ignorance is the answer:

What happened in 2002 ?

[DownWithTheLeft]

A page or so after stating he was unaware of the 2002 switch-a-roo:

Sry, but you probably wrote this just after you got up in the morning and didn't know what you were talking about, so I corrected it for you:

Woo-hoo got invited to the official Christie victory loser party!

[DownWithTheLeft]

One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

[DownWithTheLeft]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school