Comedy Goldmine Rises

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Son: "Why do we need a new Goldmine, dad?"
Gordon: "Because the old was becoming stilted and full of inane commentary rather than actually comedy."

Our Semi-Gay Mikado.

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so, you two characters think you can disrespect me?

This isn't a mafia film, but, basically, yes.

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Quite so.  If you think we need a "do men only think about sex" discussion, start a thread about it.  Leave the goldmine for funny stuff.

If you would reopen the Romantic Comedy Goldmine (also known by it's alternate title of Update), this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

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I say that we ban all posters from Indiana immediately and ban all future registrations from that benighted state.

Have there been any comments along the lines of "It's probably no coincidence Indiana is also home to Dude Fest?"

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I hope you don't mind.  Since funny posts are like movies, I made some creative CGI post-production edits to the previous post.  I call it "Comedy Goldmine: Special Edition."

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Leave God alone out of that!

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Pretty funny but I'm perplexed as to why J. J. even brought up Deborah Palfrey.

J.J. is a politician.  To him, there is no better way to get the ladies than through a madam.

Also, I think we should add counter-balancing extra credit points to the infraction system and then make The Professor the sole moderator who can give them.

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Pretty funny but I'm perplexed as to why J. J. even brought up Deborah Palfrey.

J.J. is a politician.  To him, there is no better way to get the ladies than through a madam.

Also, I think we should add counter-balancing extra credit points to the infraction system and then make The Professor the sole moderator who can give them.

Ex politician.  But, if I was really interested in getting a woman, I obviously have contacts.    Opeboesque contacts.

Of course, anyone interested in women is wasting their time on this site (with the male/female ratio).

Of course, the only way for someone like J.J. to get a woman, if interested, is by contacting friends of a dead prostitute.

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A lefty makes a stupid comment, normal.
A righty makes a stupid comment in reply, normal.
Various stooges on the left make fun of righty and ignore the original stupid comment, normal.
BRTD steps in and is the voice of reason?  Color me shocked.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=137189.0

Wow.  Looks like something out of Yahoo Answers.

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Department of Defense
Chuck Norris (R-TX)

Win.

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The Homosexual Agenda is grossly exaggerated. I have several gay students in my classroom each semester. My only issue is that there is glitter and feathers all over the assignments they hand in to me.

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CARL has just made this the best Goldmine in forum history.

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I don't think it's funny to laugh at a senile old man when he performs the internet equivalent of pissing his own pants and then vociferously blaming the dog for it.

The funny for me came when he said Lief was trying to credit the quote itself to him by reposting it rather than poking fun at the posting error .  I don't know what the dog pissing equivalent of that would be.

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Come on, Joe. At least Gporter just contributed to the goldmine.

The real question is whether President Porter thinks the Comedy Goldmine is a mean topic or a post he read in the Goldmine links to a mean topic.  It could be either.

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Don't go lumping this lunatic with us social authoritarians!

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Stop being mean to gporter.

It'd be sad if yall killed a CG 16 pages in...

I don't know what you're talking about.  All of those posts are certified hilarious.