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tmthforu94
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« Reply #725 on: June 28, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on June 28, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on June 28, 2009, 05:16:41 PM
Discussing Hawaii:

Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 03:56:22 PM
The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.
That wasn't funny...

Correct, it was just ignorant.
Not really...
From 2004:
http://archives.starbulletin.com/2004/10/24/news/story2.html

From 2008, between McCain and Clinton (4 point Clinton Lead):
http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=fd78c13e-4cd9-4fef-ac69-a678ce83d9e2%20

I mean, it probably wouldn't have been a toss-up on election day with the economy tanking, but it would have been winnable for McCain, or any other Republican before that. Lingle certainly would have easily won it.
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« Reply #726 on: June 28, 2009, 09:10:07 PM »
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« Reply #727 on: June 28, 2009, 09:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 08:14:54 PM
Quote from: Eraserhead on June 28, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on June 28, 2009, 05:16:41 PM
Discussing Hawaii:

Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 03:56:22 PM
The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.
That wasn't funny...

Correct, it was just ignorant.
Not really...
From 2004:
http://archives.starbulletin.com/2004/10/24/news/story2.html

From 2008, between McCain and Clinton (4 point Clinton Lead):
http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=fd78c13e-4cd9-4fef-ac69-a678ce83d9e2%20

I mean, it probably wouldn't have been a toss-up on election day with the economy tanking, but it would have been winnable for McCain, or any other Republican before that. Lingle certainly would have easily won it.

You are once again proving you understand Hawaii as much as you understand Minnesota (which with you believing Michele Bachmann can win statewide is clearly "not at all".)

However I think the reason the comment was placed there was the quotation marks around "born there"
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« Reply #728 on: June 28, 2009, 09:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on June 28, 2009, 05:16:41 PM
Discussing Hawaii:

Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 28, 2009, 03:56:22 PM
The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.
That wasn't funny...

Correct. It was depressing, not funny.
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« Reply #729 on: June 28, 2009, 09:45:37 PM »
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« Reply #730 on: June 28, 2009, 10:50:34 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on June 28, 2009, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on June 28, 2009, 10:12:38 PM
Quote from: WalterMitty on June 28, 2009, 09:41:21 PM
weddings in arkansas.   job transfers to kansas.

salt of the earth people, indeed.

Growing up in North Carolina. Impregnating woman in Massachusetts.

Salt of the Earth people indeed.

haha.

but ever since my spermatozoa  went on its fallopian adventure, ive adopted massachusetts as my home state.

salt-of-the-earth no more.   

I laughed.
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« Reply #731 on: June 29, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »
Quote from: GM3,  HP on June 29, 2009, 09:37:51 AM
Quote from: Губернатор на СЗ GMantis on June 29, 2009, 09:35:02 AM
Quote from: GM3,  HP on June 29, 2009, 08:08:38 AM
Lunar and Opie hate America maybe more than others hate other countries.
Lunar? Are you serious?

Our version of the Daily Kos, Lunar, yes.
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« Reply #732 on: June 29, 2009, 01:34:24 PM »
Quote from: pbrower2a on June 29, 2009, 10:19:55 AM
Quote from: East Coast Republican on June 29, 2009, 08:14:52 AM


Pbrower2a: You are the biggest hack on this entire website.

1. Hack? Hardly.
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« Reply #733 on: June 29, 2009, 05:45:56 PM »
Quote from: catmusic on June 24, 2009, 01:58:00 AM
goodbye everyone.

I decided that the forum is annoying, and a waste of my life. I am giving a notice to all my buddies.

Goodbye forever. live a nice life. I know that most of the forum (which hates me) will be glad to see me go. anyone who likes me, no tears please.

I hope you agree with my decision. Goodbye,

catmusic.


Quote from: catmusic on June 29, 2009, 02:36:07 PM
catmusic here, and I am returning to the forum.

I know that many of you are not going to be happy about this. make fun of me, whatever. I just couldn't take it anymore. the pain of not being on is more than being on.

I also know that a handful of you are happy to see me back.

so I hope that for all of you "anti-catmusics", as I call them, will just eventually get over this, if you can, which I know some of you won't. And to all you "catmusic fans" out there, I highly encourage you to stay on my side. And if you don't, you don't, and that would be that.

I know that some of you will be mad at me. And some will treasure when I wasn't here. And some of you smile at my return.

thank you,

catmusic 
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« Reply #734 on: June 29, 2009, 06:51:35 PM »
Quote from: catmusic on June 29, 2009, 03:14:44 PM
Bayh! '10 is my guardian. he emailed me.
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« Reply #735 on: June 29, 2009, 06:57:11 PM »
I rofled too. The kid needs to learn what a joke is. Smiley
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« Reply #736 on: June 29, 2009, 06:57:33 PM »
And why he doesn't belong on a political forum:
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« Reply #737 on: June 29, 2009, 08:11:31 PM »
Quote from: catmusic on June 29, 2009, 07:05:11 PM
Okay, I just had to get this off my chest...

It is February in 2037, only weeks after a Republican is sworn into office. And bombings happen in the states of Idaho, Montana, North and South Dakota, Wisconsin, Mississippi, and New Hampshire. Those states succeed and create their own country because the president pays no attention. Therefore, in the 2040 election, many states are very mad at the president. So what states, if any, would the republican be able to win?

p.s. use green for the succeeded states.   

ROFL! I must thank catmusic, for making me laugh harder than I have in weeks. The title is what really got me going.
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« Reply #738 on: June 29, 2009, 08:34:46 PM »
Quote from: CrabOB on June 29, 2009, 03:55:21 PM
What The Reader really needed was a streetwise CGI talking dog.

This post has the distinction of being the first ever post on this forum that made me laugh so hard that I choked.
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« Reply #739 on: June 30, 2009, 11:12:45 AM »
Quote from: Sam Spade on June 29, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
Both the cultural and political pushes by gays are essentially top-down movements
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« Reply #740 on: June 30, 2009, 11:44:42 AM »
Quote from: opebo on June 30, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: Sam Spade on June 29, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
Both the cultural and political pushes by gays are essentially top-down movements

Ladies and gentlemen...Sam will be appearing all week.  Drive safe!
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« Reply #741 on: June 30, 2009, 04:13:28 PM »
Quote from: J. J. on June 30, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on June 30, 2009, 04:00:31 PM
For the Republican nomination, that is.

Hey, why the hell not? It makes more sense than half the other suggestions we've seen here.

In 3.5 years, the Democrats might be begging Obama to run as a Republican.
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« Reply #742 on: June 30, 2009, 04:22:29 PM »
Quote from: opebo on June 30, 2009, 04:19:53 PM
Quote from: Sam Spade on June 30, 2009, 04:03:14 PM
So how long is it going to take prick to sexually harass someone?

'This' prick, I think, is more appropriate, SS. 


Hilarious because I'm sure opebo calls him "SS" to hint that Sam is Nazi-esque.
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« Reply #743 on: June 30, 2009, 04:42:13 PM »
http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=98309.0
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« Reply #744 on: June 30, 2009, 04:44:00 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #745 on: June 30, 2009, 08:36:30 PM »
Quote from: px75 on June 30, 2009, 04:26:22 PM
With so many pricks in the Senate, it's no wonder that Charlie Crist is so eager to join.
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« Reply #746 on: June 30, 2009, 08:43:01 PM »
Quote from: paul718 on June 30, 2009, 11:44:42 AM
Quote from: opebo on June 30, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: Sam Spade on June 29, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
Both the cultural and political pushes by gays are essentially top-down movements

Ladies and gentlemen...Sam will be appearing all week.  Drive safe!

I'm actually quite glad that opebo caught that one.
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« Reply #747 on: June 30, 2009, 11:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Mechaman on June 30, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
Quote from: I feel alright, but music sounds better with you, platypus. on June 30, 2009, 04:38:53 AM
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Quote from: dead0man on June 14, 2009, 07:49:50 AM
It's still rape if you don't get consent.  Period.  So until you build a machine that can read the mind of your goat, no dice.

F$$K!!!!!!    ASS!!!!!!

I think you mean 'Don't fuck an ass'

No I mean FUCK ASS!!! I couldn't counter his logic! That was before I realized how much of a LINO deadman is.

This, my friends, is why big "L" Libertarians will never be mainstream.
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« Reply #748 on: July 01, 2009, 11:47:29 AM »
Quote from: Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity fan on July 01, 2009, 11:26:16 AM
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Quote from: px75 on June 28, 2009, 04:48:48 PM
Alabama, Louisiana, Tennessee, West Virginia, Kentucky.

Obama is probably going to win West Virginia and Kentucky in 2012, I hope you realize.

Hope you realize that is a fake fanatsey. And that your a commie
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« Reply #749 on: July 01, 2009, 03:30:22 PM »
In the thread: INKS ... check your messages:

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Moderators can delete this message tomorrow.

Quote from: Alcon on July 01, 2009, 08:43:03 AM
Moderators CAN delete this message TODAY.

Moderators will delete this message tomorrow.

moderators take the power rushes where they can get them

moderators will shut up and cry in their corner now Sad
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