Obama landslides in November (he wins North Dakota, Nebraska, Indiana, and both Carolinas), since it turns out that the allegations from the 2000 campaign that McCain had fathered a black child were in fact true after all. 
probably.
For some reason i'm reminded of the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Darth Vader says, "No, I am your father!"
Maybe you're thinking that because you read the rest of this thread. Specifically, this part:
You stole this idea from JSojourner:
What if Barack could prove he was John McCain's black love-child? You know, the one the 2000 Bush campaign talked about in South Carolina....
This would only work as an interesting twist if McCain revealed it to Obama in a debate:
"Rev. Wright never told you the truth about your father......I AM YOUR FATHER."
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
