By the by -- my post above was meant sarcastically. I wanted to make sure everyone knew that, just in case they weren't familiar with landover baptist and thought I might have been sniping at Andrew. Read the link. It's an absolute riot.
Your otherwise flawless character is only despoiled by trolling the gutters of theological excesses. But I know it is perhaps an irresistible impulse, and that is a "defense" of sorts (it really was in that Jimmy Stewart movie, Anatomy of a Murder (rent it, if you have not seen it!)). At least you haven't subjected us to Fred Phelps yet.
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