In all seriousness, why does this thread exist?
Same reason the Romney VP threads exist, I'd imagine. Curiosity, and all that.
Not really, since Romney's, er, actually going to be the nominee and get a chance to pick a VP candidate.
Ah, but if a majority of delegates are Paul supporters but enough are bound to Romney to give him the nomination, they can pick the VP as a Napolitano-type person.
That's technically true in the sense that the laws of physics allow it, but I think we both know it's not going to happen.
Well then let's say this is assuming Paul has enough ninja-abstaining delegates to block Romney then wins the floor fight.