Can't vote (17), although I'd probably go with something like this:
President: Some meaningless write-in. Mimi Soltysik (SPUSA) offends me the least of the left-wing protest votes. Maybe if New York wasn't ubersafe I'd sell my soul and vote Hillary, but there's really no need to in this case.
Senate: Robin Wilson (Green), since she isn't a Republican or Chuck Schumer. If this race was close, I'd be temporary to go Republican, since a one-term GOP Senator with no seniority can't do as much damage as Schumer as majority leader.
House: Diana Kastenbaum (Democrat) so I can say I voted against Chris Collins.
Assembly: Sean Ryan (Democrat)
State Senate: Amber Small (Democrat) because, even though I do have the option of a Green protest vote, Chris Jacobs' constant ads about muh term limits (ffs get over yourself) are the most annoying thing, and I want to see him embarrassed.
How did Jill Stein offend you?
