New Car

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Get whatever you want.  If you could buy a Hummer, you can pretty much afford whatever you want (within reaso), plus you'll save a crap load on gas now.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Since when were southern belles who like nice things called prostitutes?

They're rarely called prostitutes, because their price is high.  But honest people can admit that their price is in fact proof of their prostitution.  Why can't you?
 
As for Nissans, I'm not really against them, but I hate to see a man like Bench-Press behind the wheel of some silly little front wheel drive thing.  It just doesn't fit.  Hey Bench-Press, in all seriousness just get like a 3-5 year old Lincoln Town Car.  Huge bargain from new, and its a real car.

A towncar? A TOWNCAR? I assume benchpress is younger than 70 years old, and the only people that drive those around here are blacks and 70 year old white people.

If you're going to drop 36k or so on a Chrysler 300C, you might as well go with a C class Mercedes. Better built, better quality and better service. What, as a douchebag, that's just my opinion.

If it's one of those three, get the 300C, but the only people I see driving those around here are blacks and some old people.

[exopolitician]

Get a Jeep. I love Jeeps for some reason....I wish I could afford it +the gas is guzzles :/

[Sensei]

I recommend the Ford Pinto.

In all seriousness, you should go with the 300. That's a very good car, my dad has one and it's a lot of fun to drive. 

[King of the Bench]

AHDuke 99 I dont think I can fit good into a Mercedes C

[opebo]

A towncar? A TOWNCAR? ... the only people that drive those around here are blacks and 70 year old white people.

If it's one of those three, get the 300C, but the only people I see driving those around here are blacks and some old people.

You seem to have an inordinate fear of driving a similar car to that driven by a black.

[© tweed]

get something like my 35mpg 1995 Honda Civic

[King of the Bench]

Couldnt fit in that man

[AndrewTX]

Get a Jeep. I love Jeeps for some reason....I wish I could afford it +the gas is guzzles :/

Me duece

[exopolitician]

Get a Jeep. I love Jeeps for some reason....I wish I could afford it +the gas is guzzles :/

Me duece

/jealous

[Torie]

My machines with which I am used to are my friends. I use mechanical devices until they die, no matter what they are. I had to retire my 30 year old TV set this only because my cable service ceased to support the analog signal. It was all very annoying and disruptive. I hated it when my 15 year old Lexus's motor started steaming smoke on the freeway. It was very traumatic to depart with my old friend. Am I eccentric in this regard? No doubt! It has nothing to do with money, and everything to do with my personal serenity and comfort with the familiar, when it comes to mechanical devices.

[opebo]

My machines with which I am used to are my friends. I use mechanical devices until they die, no matter what they are. I had to retire my 30 year old TV set this only because my cable service ceased to support the analog signal. It was all very annoying and disruptive. I hated it when my 15 year old Lexus's motor started steaming smoke on the freeway. It was very traumatic to depart with my old friend. Am I eccentric in this regard? No doubt! It has nothing to do with money, and everything to do with my personal serenity and comfort with the familiar, when it comes to mechanical devices.

We could hardly be more similar in this regard, Torie.  I like to think it is the result of a good upbringing - my parents are the same.  Though I must admit my brother is caught up in the pointless pursuit of the new.

One caveat however - if a mechanical device is poorly made/designed or somehow a bit of a lemon, I can't get rid of it quickly enough, even if I have to give it away.  I really love old things that have been proven, have withstood the test of time.   I love my old '84 Olds so much I actually drive it gently in hopes that it will last longer.  But a five year old car that is rife with problems - I want to destroy it.