Lyndon Johnson orders pants

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I feel rather sorry to whoever had to take his order.

http://whitehousetapes.net/clips/1964_0809_lbj_haggar/

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Inspiring words from an American legend.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Funny.... everyone used to compare me to Johnson, said I looked like him and had a bad attitude. I voted for him in 64

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Funny.... everyone used to compare me to Johnson, said I looked like him and had a bad attitude. I voted for him in 64

I can't resist asking this: how old are you?

[Phony Moderate]

Funny.... everyone used to compare me to Johnson, said I looked like him and had a bad attitude. I voted for him in 64

I can't resist asking this: how old are you?

At the very least, 68. Which would probably make him the oldest ever poster on here.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

I understand that President Johnson was rather... well-endowed, so I can see why he wanted a little extra room down there.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

"Now another thing: the crotch, where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.  So when you make them up, give me a inch that I can let out there, because they cut me.  They're just like riding a wire fence.  These are almost- these are the best that I've had anywhere in the United States."

This alone makes me wish he were president today.

Also, why the hell did he keep a knife in his pants?

[Paul Kemp]

Did he . . . did he say "bunghole?"

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Did he . . . did he say "bunghole?"

What so surprising? You act as though you invented the term, or something.

[J. J.]

Did he . . . did he say "bunghole?"

Lyndon and Butthead?

[opebo]

Also, why the hell did he keep a knife in his pants?

There was a time, young fellow, when every red blooded American male carried a white handkerchief and a small pocketknife with him wherever he went.  My own departed father was never without these accessories until the day of his death, and I have a number of his handkerchiefs here.  I can only hope his collection of pocketknives have not been discarded by my brother the destroyer.

[Dancing with Myself]

Did he . . . did he say "bunghole?"

Lyndon and Butthead?

I can not look at Johnson nowadays without a chuckle or two because of the whole bunghole comment. Oddly enough, at times I could pass Johnson off as an older Beavis, lol

[memphis]

He was quite polite for LBJ. Thanked the guy repeatedly and was very specific about what he wanted. Anybody who's worked in retail has had far worse experiences.

[opebo]

Haggar trousers are fantastic - nearly all my favorite second-hand pants are Haggar brand.

[Politico]

This recording instantly makes me like LBJ more. I have a feeling the conversations on the phone are not quite like this nowadays, but I bet Bill Clinton had his fair share of funny pizza calls.

By the way, am I the only one who lost it when he belched?

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

This recording instantly makes me like LBJ more. I have a feeling the conversations on the phone are not quite like this nowadays, but I bet Bill Clinton had his fair share of funny pizza calls.

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but our delivery girls aren't allowed to perform extra services under the table. Would you like a free order of breadsticks, instead?"