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« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2017, 03:49:13 PM »

I think it would be most helpful if we could get a clarification from Dave ....

Good luck with that.

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« Reply #76 on: December 07, 2017, 09:25:53 AM »

so happy for all the gay kangaroos out there Smiley
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« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2017, 06:20:41 PM »

We have to solve this bitter dispute by traditional manners of solving complex political problems: having Santander and RINO Tom married. If the public insist on a straight marriage, we'd just have to do a little magic with the knife.
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« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2017, 11:47:07 AM »

Expose (inaugurating speech before vote of confidence) of new PM in the nutshell: Poland is cool, govt was cool, thanks Beata, industrial power of Poland is great, economy now is great, in the future no night-watchman state neither bureaucratic leviathan,  tax frauds,  polluted air,  Russian gas, quote from Piketty, sharing economy, we must work all together guys Smiley, digitization,  brain drainage,  ASF, build new flats, suport the mothers, jail the rapists, support the elderly and disabled people (infrastructural and systemic changes), Europe is cool,  two-speed Europe, we want discuss about changes in migrant policies, wadda wadda Polish democracy and tolerance great tradition of Europe, Anglo-saxon capitalism do not cope well with inequalities, France and Italy capitalism do not cope well with competition, we can cope with all of that, Poland was among first countries wanted to discuss about tax evasions on EU level, thank you guys from forest services for saving Białowieża forest Smiley, Poland must build its soft power tools, Polish security is cool now, thx NATO, PESCO is also cool, but NATO and USA is cooler, new technologies needed, V4 is cool, Eastern Partnership is cool, again soft power and defending Poland reputation, support our diaspora - but guys pls come back you can be happy there, we need ambitious goals like being member of G20 or main pillar of EU/NATO, thanks daddy (Morawiecki's dad is MP, were present during expose), thanks mommy,  you communist Security Service, Poland is our common good, guys Christmas are coming, we need to stop fighting and start disagreeing, 100 years ago our grandfathers could do so we also can lol, Poland stronk, common goals etc. thank you very much <applause>
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« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2017, 10:51:03 AM »

Where is Trump? He lost the PV by 3 million votes and he's been pretending to be president ever since. Still didn't get over his loss!
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« Reply #80 on: December 16, 2017, 02:14:44 PM »

Credit where it's due

Glad someone has declared mission accomplished in Iraq. We can be sure that means there will be no more problems.
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« Reply #81 on: December 20, 2017, 11:20:42 AM »

This thread reminds me of another person who tried to censor content they didn't like. Hm... I wonder who? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #82 on: December 22, 2017, 07:33:11 AM »

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         Cardinals embarrassingly rebuke Clement, declares Avignon decision 'null and void'
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Avignon is the PALAIS of the pope end of story! Urban and the Neapolitans and of course the Collegium are so evil they are going to punish the only city in Christendom with FAITH! I'm proud of Pope Clement and France these past two weeks I have felt more French and more Catholic than any other time!
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« Reply #83 on: December 23, 2017, 05:08:42 PM »

#ClassicOC

FF, because of Maria Shriver, but a terrible Governor
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« Reply #84 on: December 30, 2017, 07:33:54 PM »

Context

Queen Victoria, due to their time of bereavement during the assassination of Honest Abe.

England freed the slaves and Queen Victoria just like Mary Todd Lincoln who was a Whig, best to memorialize the Lincoln movement was to eradicate discrimination among blacks and ethnic minorities.

Whigs and the British monarch back in the 1800's were totally against slavery in England and the US.
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« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2018, 03:03:12 AM »

Ladies of Atlas, you know where to find me...

Send me your CV, a cover letter, and two letters of recommendation.

Single. Never had a relationship, but cautiously optimistic.

get on okcupid its too easy

I’m sixteen years old, so that would probably be a recipe for disaster
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« Reply #86 on: January 11, 2018, 12:55:24 PM »

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« Reply #87 on: January 12, 2018, 09:44:02 AM »

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« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2018, 12:18:03 PM »

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« Reply #89 on: February 10, 2018, 03:22:48 AM »

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« Reply #90 on: February 10, 2018, 02:23:48 PM »

His ad / intro video here is titled "Humanity First":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhArPPmHjCs

He really seems to be running a scare campaign about robots taking our jobs.  But I ask you, if a robot was assembled in Mexico and brought to the United States as a child, is that really its fault, or the fault of its creators?  Shouldn't we consider an amnesty for robots brought to this country at a young age?

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« Reply #91 on: February 11, 2018, 09:27:24 AM »

The robots are a big problem, folks. They're taking all our jobs. And when the scientists send us their robots, they're not sending us their best. They're bringing crime, they're bringing drugs. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good robots.
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« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2018, 04:33:22 AM »

Australia went to West Africa, so it could get all its food Togo.  But the guy at the drive thru forgot to give it napkins, so it got Greece all over its hands when it went back to Europe to eat.  The Greece was actually kind of tasty, so it was no longer Hungry, and the union fell apart.

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« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2018, 11:45:24 AM »

I read about this in the art of the deal. There's a really intricate pattern here that Trump will use to close the deal. Hes already set-up the prospect perfectly. A chess master setting up the board if you will. His next move will most likely be to....er, to blame someone else, lie, declare bankruptcy, then skip town in the middle of the night never to be seen again.
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« Reply #94 on: February 28, 2018, 03:26:39 PM »

BRTD option:

"Skopje & Suburbs"

(sounds even like a band)
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« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2018, 02:03:01 PM »

There are many underlying factors why this wholesome family values state will become a devilcratic bastion of evil. First is the growth of black people, also to local Klansmen as "economic anxiety causing persons". This will create a solid base for the demonrats to build off of to advance their anti-values agenda. Although these economic anxiety causing persons will create a base, the creation of anti-Christmas Mississippi will actually happen before they become a majority. Why? It is because poor white people, which there are a lot of on Mississippi because of the policies of our friend Supply Side Jesus, will betray their culture by accepting Sorosbucks for food. This will be caused by the sabotage of our wholesome policies for job growth by the coastal elites, which will cause a massive economic crisis. A demonrat, the name of whom is unknown at this time, will promise "higher wages", "affordable healthcare" "lifting the burden of consumer debt", and other SOCIALIST ideas, to a receptive population. In this campaign, where obviously satanists ritually sacrificed a goat to make the dumbocrats win, poor whites who voted republican to support Christmas will be unable to afford their life needs, and thus be willing to accept the satanic agenda. This election will create a satanic majority in the United States of America for 1000 years. Poor whites, grateful for the food they got for betraying their culture in hard times, will stick with the DemocRATS. Their votes will shift a wide block of the south away from the Grand Old Party, and Mississippi will be the biggest beacon of satanism in the country.

But there will be hope. Although devilrats will be a majority in this country, some coastal elites will regret their actions and decide to support Christmas for unselfish reasons. This trend will cause the states of Washington, New Hampshire, New Jersey, and Connecticut into bigly republican stronkholds, as well as turning the states of Illinois, New York, and Oregon into bellwethers evenly divided between good and evil.

But that's not all; a few people living the American Dream to the max will venture forth into the final frontier, and we all know frontiers support individualism, so space colonists will become literally Ron Paul. The vast wealth in asteroids will create a rush into space following their mining, so the number of Ron Pauls in existence will increase by hundreds of thousands a year. Eventually, states will have to be created to manage these wholesome individualists, and these states will be fast growing pro-business christian republican strongholds. Eventually, a coalition of Ron Paul and coastal elites regretting supporting Satan will propel a new pro-business majority some time in the 2060s-2080s.
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« Reply #96 on: April 05, 2018, 05:36:42 PM »

Earning the right to say the N word was one of the greatest milestones in white history.
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« Reply #97 on: April 15, 2018, 04:51:03 AM »

Alex Jones and I are both very smart people. We both joined the #resistance on the same day. I cried last night too.
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« Reply #98 on: April 15, 2018, 04:51:25 AM »

I really don't approve of these kind of threads.  Imagine if one day, you are looking through, and you see somebody wants to ban you?  Imagine how you would feel.
meh, it's not that bad.  A few weeks of counseling and I should be fine.
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« Reply #99 on: April 16, 2018, 04:32:32 PM »

Context

All of Japan is actually Chinese!  Problem solved.
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