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« Reply #325 on: May 15, 2009, 01:38:21 AM »
Well then,


WoooOOOOOOOOOOooooo!
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« Reply #326 on: May 15, 2009, 08:30:01 AM »
"Go Brewers!" especially made me laugh.
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Bacon King
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« Reply #327 on: May 15, 2009, 02:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Ram Mohammad Singh on May 14, 2009, 03:48:56 AM
Quote from: Hangin' by a thread as it is on May 13, 2009, 05:44:12 PM
Erdogan wants to destroy his country's secularism,No brainer.
Yes, in the sense that the claim is one that requires the absense of a brain to make.
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« Reply #328 on: May 15, 2009, 05:39:54 PM »
Quote from: brittain33 on May 15, 2009, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: Smid on May 15, 2009, 07:26:55 AM
About 1860. I'd have relished living in the Regency era.

You have died of dysentery.
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Bacon King
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« Reply #329 on: May 16, 2009, 03:46:20 AM »
An answer to "where's Al?"
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« Reply #330 on: May 16, 2009, 03:06:21 PM »
In the context of everything that had been already stated in the thread (by people that actually know things about the topic at hand)

Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on May 16, 2009, 01:30:40 PM
Absolutely.  He would've had a much better shot at being reelected.
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« Reply #331 on: May 16, 2009, 04:16:19 PM »

I nominate this as post of the year.
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« Reply #332 on: May 17, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on May 17, 2009, 01:02:12 PM
Quote from: ICE HOCKEY on May 17, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
How the hell do u go from Jesse Helms to Ted Kennedy?

im a uniter not a divider.

and well...leadership conferences... Smiley

The second part of Walter's is the best.
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Sensei
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« Reply #333 on: May 17, 2009, 03:21:57 PM »
Quote from: ICE HOCKEY on May 16, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
I had a Spanish teacher in HS who was from pre-Communist Cuba outright tell us in class that on his 18th birthday his father took him to the "puta" house.
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« Reply #334 on: May 18, 2009, 03:39:09 AM »
Win:

Quote from: Sam Spade on May 18, 2009, 02:33:17 AM
Quote from: Lunar on May 18, 2009, 02:30:08 AM
Quote from: Tender Branson on May 18, 2009, 02:27:31 AM
What ?

The guy was shouting: "Stop killing babies".

And the crowd responded with: "Yes, we can."

WTF ?

Freudian slip by the crowd

That's what happens when you try to talk to people in a trance.  One would think Austrians would know about this better than other people, guess not...
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« Reply #335 on: May 18, 2009, 01:34:20 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96129.0
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« Reply #336 on: May 18, 2009, 03:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Lunar on May 18, 2009, 02:57:19 PM

in Kenya.  Black people come from eggs right?  I think that's what Free Republic told me.
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« Reply #337 on: May 18, 2009, 05:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on May 18, 2009, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: opebo on May 18, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Now if someone said 'These Colours Don't Run', that I could appreciate.

Yeah, I hate when people say "color" with no "u" in it too.
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« Reply #338 on: May 18, 2009, 07:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Bandit3 the Worker on May 18, 2009, 12:33:46 AM
Clinton ran so far to the right that there was almost no difference between him and Dole.
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« Reply #339 on: May 18, 2009, 08:56:39 PM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on May 18, 2009, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: Lunar on May 18, 2009, 02:57:19 PM

in Kenya.  Black people come from eggs right?  I think that's what Free Republic told me.

No, you're thinking of Persians. Obama was raised in his mother's pouch, like all black people.
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« Reply #340 on: May 20, 2009, 03:15:03 PM »
NEED MORE FUNNY
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« Reply #341 on: May 20, 2009, 03:47:41 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on May 20, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: Eraserhead on May 20, 2009, 03:05:19 PM
jamespol is an artificial persona and an amusing one at that.

artificial?  A machine? Like a robot?  Look, I am not stupid. They cannot make things like that yet.
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« Reply #342 on: May 20, 2009, 07:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Governor Duke, Dirty South on May 20, 2009, 07:03:09 PM
I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all good and shooting some bball outside of school, when a couple of guys that were up to know good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mama got scared; she said you're going to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air!

And that's how my ancestry from West Philly moved out west.
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« Reply #343 on: May 20, 2009, 09:19:11 PM »
ben gets owned edition 912631412512:

Quote from: Alcon on May 18, 2009, 10:24:04 PM

Better than the university that doesn't even exist yet?
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« Reply #344 on: May 20, 2009, 11:27:01 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96202.0
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« Reply #345 on: May 21, 2009, 04:40:13 PM »
Quote from: Coburn In 2012 on May 21, 2009, 04:12:15 PM
Fats are some of the most sick disgusting scum on the planet.  They deserve whatever they get but I feel back for the kid I guess
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« Reply #346 on: May 21, 2009, 04:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Сенатор Sensei on May 21, 2009, 04:40:13 PM
Quote from: Coburn In 2012 on May 21, 2009, 04:12:15 PM
Fats are some of the most sick disgusting scum on the planet.  They deserve whatever they get but I feel back for the kid I guess

The only proper response to that is a hearty facepalm.
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« Reply #347 on: May 21, 2009, 04:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Сенатор Sensei on May 21, 2009, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on May 21, 2009, 04:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Sweetness and the Light on May 21, 2009, 01:53:43 AM
Once again, constine backs up his argument with tons of evidence and talking points. Bravo. This kid should join his school's debate team if they have one, he'd be so amazing.

I'm on my school's Mock Congress Team, and finished 17th in the State this year.  Therefore, in the immortal words of our 46th Vice President, go fuck yourself.
SORRY, SIR.

THE BIG MAN IS HERE, GUYS. Tender your respect at once!
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« Reply #348 on: May 21, 2009, 05:06:54 PM »
Quote from: VP Meeker on May 21, 2009, 03:08:00 AM
Sun still rise in the morning? Check.

Dogs still chase cats? Check.

J.J. still a clueless hack? Check.
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« Reply #349 on: May 21, 2009, 08:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on May 21, 2009, 08:01:00 PM
The neocon view is an extreme view of people like FDR, JFK, LBJ
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