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Well, on the plus side, now all of his captives can finally make their way to the surface to freedom.

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If this is not a joke, then this is incredibly sad.  If it is some kind of sick joke than Tender should be permabanned immediately.  This is Yates level ed up if it is Tender's idea of an April Fools prank.

On what grounds? I can get banning him for a few months for creating a sock, but a permaban for what looks like an April Fool's joke seems a little steep.

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I hope this is some sick joke and not the truth.

The fact that this supposed person waits an entire week to notify strongly suggests it's an attempt at a joke.

Exactly, and to go out of your way to do it on April 1st, knowing that it would be dismissed as an April Fool's Day joke makes it even more suspect.

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This isn't funny but it's not Not Funny. Lighten up.

suicide is, unequivocally, not funny. how the hell do you people not understand that?

What, ever? I don't think this particular gag is funny but that's a failure of execution rather than principle. Good to know the literal PC Police is here to set the record straight though.

yes, ever. what do you fcking think?

I'm convinced you've never found anything funny, ever.