Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Joe Republic]

What the heck is wrong with keeping a cat and dog inside the house together?!  You do know that dogs - especially puppies - can go through this wonderful program called 'training'?

"Well dogs and cats always fight each other in cartoons and that common saying, so therefore we HAVE to separate them at all times!"

[Joe Republic]

we've always lived in a trailer

[Joe Republic]

Shut up Bushie, Morden is telling a story.

[Joe Republic]

But yeah, it sounds bad if the kids don't have shoes after bushie has been sending them $70 a month for almost a year now.

Maybe they've just worn through their last pair.  Who knows how long Kenyan shoes last!

Not long, with all that marathon running and such.

[Joe Republic]

Virtually all puppies squat to pee, and some female dogs lift their leg to pee.

^ Came here to say that.

There is no possible way anybody can be that stupid to not how to tell if a puppy has a ween or not, or emotionally repressed to not want to even check.  Or maybe this is more evidence that the Bushie clan just doesn't even really give a sh[inks] about the damn dog in the first place.

[Joe Republic]

To answer both Lief and Duke, the vilest offender who truly believes will be let in.  On the flip side, the most upright man who does everything right, never lies, never cheats on his wife, never gambles his way out of a home, never smokes, never drinks, never uses drugs, but never believe - he will NOT be let in.  The key to salvation is not what you do or don't do, but if you believe in Jesus.

What a petulant and narcissistic deity you have there.

[Joe Republic]

He's far from the only one.  I've encountered many, many Christians just like him.  And from roughly the same part of the country, too (though that shouldn't be surprising).  They can be as selfish, greedy and close-minded all they want their entire lives, but it's fine because Jebus will give them everything they want (that they couldn't already grab during life) when they die.