That's sick.
Why do they want the people on death row to suffer a painful death?
I am sure that would be easy to rectify, if only you and your fellow state-murder-affictionados were to volunteer to be executioners. I am sure you would do your best to help make it as painless as possible. Why aren't you already on the job?
Er...I doubt the vast majority of Americans would have any problems pulling the lever for someone like John Wayne Gacy or Dzhokar Tsarnaev.
Well, they should volunteer then.
Sure, I'll volunteer for Tsarnaev. Do you have to send in a resume or something?
