It's time for Make A Conspiracy Theory!
Today's is as follows:
CollectiveInterest's map was completely right; the only issue is that [circle one: the CIA / the FBI / Diebold / Halliburton] and other [circle all that apply: government agencies / conservative hacks / previous Cheney employers / Bush supporters] [circle all that apply: rigged the election / suppressed minority voters].
You just reminded me of a prediciton map I saw. The guy had every state except for Utah and Alaska going for Kerry. He claimed that the CIA has rigged every election since 1960, and that the real vote has been overwhelmingly democratic since then.