Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

[memphis]

A woman I work with just posted this pic to facebook:

Good to see Bushie isn't the only one focusing on Christmas. And apparently, she's focusing on Christmas 2011.

[Eraserhead]

A woman I work with just posted this pic to facebook:

Good to see Bushie isn't the only one focusing on Christmas. And apparently, she's focusing on Christmas 2011.

There are also only 108 days until Christmas, not 212. Weird.

[King]

1000 calories to go from 160 to 150 quickly is about right. To be where Bushie is and lose weight, you simply have to eat like a normal human being.

[bedstuy]

1000 calories to go from 160 to 150 quickly is about right. To be where Bushie is and lose weight, you simply have to eat like a normal human being.

Right, but the same idea applies.  I would just treat overeating as an addiction.  It's much more effective to go cold turkey on soda, sweets and processed food than it is to learn how to eat like a normal human being.  Or, if you're really fat, just saying, no soda and no fast food would be good.  It's just easier to make ironclad rules and focus on your habits than it is to say to yourself, "that's enough french fries."

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

[Eraserhead]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

I believe there is actually an entire seperate thread dedicated to it.

[King]

1000 calories to go from 160 to 150 quickly is about right. To be where Bushie is and lose weight, you simply have to eat like a normal human being.

Right, but the same idea applies.  I would just treat overeating as an addiction.  It's much more effective to go cold turkey on soda, sweets and processed food than it is to learn how to eat like a normal human being.  Or, if you're really fat, just saying, no soda and no fast food would be good.  It's just easier to make ironclad rules and focus on your habits than it is to say to yourself, "that's enough french fries."

Oh I know. That's why I had Bushie do the no ice cream/fries challenge, which he turned into a dinner of mashed potatoes and ice cream 72 hours later.

[politicus]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

I believe there is actually an entire separate thread dedicated to it.

Our esteemed colleague Eraerhead is correct.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

He claims that he ate it, but he did not enjoy it.

[King]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

He claims that he ate it, but he did not enjoy it.

Not sweet enough for his complex and delicate palette.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

[Bacon King]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

[King]

Meh, I wouldn't blame Oklahomans anymore for Bushie's insanity. Braum's sells fresh produce, Yelp has some good reviews for places throughout Tulsa. Bushie's just that fat mentally ill guy you can find anywhere.

[WalterMitty]

so bushie refuses to drink any water?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

Says the Georgian.

[Lief 🗽]

so bushie refuses to drink any water?

Apparently. But he's made clear how disgusting he finds water to be many times in the past.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie views drinking water, like eating vegetables or any meat besides burgers/steaks, to be punishment, as bizarre as it sounds.

[Eraserhead]

If Bushie gets really thirsty, does he chug Dr. Pepper instead of water? Or maybe he never gets too thirsty because he doesn't move much...

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Really typical - someone who is chronically dehydrated (but confuses it for hunger). he downs Dr Pepper (sorry, diet Dr Pepper)... a cola, with caffeine ... a diuretic. Something that is drawing away what little water you have in your system.

Well done again, Sparky.

[memphis]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

Says the Georgian.

Metro Atlanta is very much a cosmopolitan city. Not as much in the urban planning sense, but it has lots of world class businesses and institutions. If you're looking for a state in the Deep South to compare to Oklahoma, it's not Georgia. It's Alabama. Georgia is more like Texas.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

this unanswered strawberry question is killing me

He claims that he ate it, but he did not enjoy it.

Phew. Thank you for the info.

[Mr. Morden]

So two pages of Update without Bushie?  What's the longest stretch of Update in which Bushie didn't participate?  Will this one make it to the end and on to part XVII without the lead character?

[President Tyrion]

I just can't imagine people not liking basic things like fruits and vegetables. He literally only likes burgers, red meat, carbs and sugar.

the four oklahoma food groups

Says the Georgian.

Whose name is literally Bacon King

[WalterMitty]

does bushie eat any veggies on his hamburgers?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

does bushie eat any veggies on his hamburgers?

I think he says he eats lettuce on it, but he doesn't like tomatoes.