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« on: March 27, 2009, 07:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 27, 2009, 06:53:52 PM
Quote from: RowanBrandon on March 27, 2009, 05:21:49 PM
I think he'll find a way to see himself out of this...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL HAHAHAHA

LOL LOL LOL LOL

LOL


Now get lost.

pwned.
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 08:29:21 AM »
Quote from: W. Kaninchen on March 29, 2009, 08:22:12 AM
Quote from: Torie on March 28, 2009, 10:06:07 PM
Quote from: Htmldon, "Community Organizer" on March 28, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
So what did Tedisco do (or Murphy do) to make this race go haywire?

I think Tedisco was just being himself - dull, inarticulate, and ham handed.
And he didn't know how to deal with a Republican Party that pretends the entire Republican electorate is a cross between southern Alabama's and southern Afghanistan's.
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 07:35:15 AM »

Context needed
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 11:52:53 AM »
Quote from: JohnFKennedy on March 28, 2009, 04:20:22 PM
FÜCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashes beer can on forehead*
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 04:40:18 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 02:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 28, 2009, 02:06:17 PM
Quote from: afleitch on April 28, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on April 28, 2009, 11:00:45 AM
Quote from: afleitch on April 28, 2009, 07:03:14 AM

If you'd asked the same question of the Tories even in April 1997, most people would have said Portillo...until he lost his seat.


Sad

Oh, I wish. Though I recently watched a clip from one of his shows on YouTube and he bashed my boy Iain Duncan Smith for taking the Tories too far to the right. What was that about? Sad  I thought Portillo was pretty right wing himself.

We are told he had a 'Damascus' conversion while working as a hospital porter. Oh and the whole gay thing at university. To be honest Portillo circa '95 was really just hot air. He was never as far to the right as he seemed. He just had to position himself that way, as did William Hague after him.
Translation: He did an opebo going to Thailand thing.
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 05:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Verily on July 23, 2009, 02:45:04 PM

Why? Graham has always been very supportive of the Hispanic community, despite there being no Hispanics in South Carolina (and lots of hostility). My guess is that his secret male lover is a Mexican illegal immigrant.
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2009, 06:47:47 AM »
Quote from: Alcon on July 26, 2009, 04:57:43 PM
If I were paying someone to have this conversation, I would get someone with an iota of professionalism.  I am not interested in paying you anything.  It would be wasted on Mensa car stickers, anyway.  Cheers.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 06:25:59 PM »
You know, that use of "middle class" would make sense in a British context. Maybe Fluffy is secretly European.

Anywaaay...

Quote from: John Wellington Wells on July 28, 2009, 03:54:16 PM
You haven't gotten trashed in..."About a week?"  And you're using that as proof that you're not a drunk?
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 01:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Ebowed on July 29, 2009, 01:21:42 AM
But it would hardly come as a surprise that you pick and choose which parts of the Bible are relevant.  Sort of like you do with the law.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 05:18:45 AM »
Quote from: Alexander Hamilton on August 08, 2009, 01:26:28 AM
Yeah, you're also from a country occupied by Hitler in World War 2. Don't act like you are unbiased.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2009, 08:00:37 AM »
Quote from: Meeker on August 08, 2009, 03:15:55 AM
an acquaintance of mine who works for her tells me that they have a rule in her office that she's not allowed to throw things weighing more than two ounces at her staff.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 05:02:00 PM »
Quote from: The sun came up with no conclusions on August 08, 2009, 04:56:19 PM
Quote from: Philip on August 06, 2009, 08:26:08 PM
My only abiding superstition is that something bad always happens on the Tuesday following the first Monday of November, particularly in years divisible by four.

Hah, yes. That was a good one.
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 10:23:49 AM »
Quote from: Contrary Belief on August 10, 2009, 10:18:10 AM
Quote from: NiK on August 09, 2009, 11:38:18 PM
1. It gives them hope, It's a common childhood dream for political hacks like us, I used to want t do be President until I realized it was impossible and I have the worst possible last name for it.

What could possibly be a more unelectable name for a President than Barack Hussein Obama?



Make Hussein his surname.
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 07:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Rob on August 11, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2009, 08:44:17 PM
Quote from: floridarepub on August 04, 2009, 12:46:22 AM
Nearly all blacks have conservative core values, they're just stuck in Democratic bodies because they want to stick with the general conformity that all blacks are democratic for no good reason.
Dude, how many blacks do you talk to more than 10 minutes a week?

His maid is black!
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2009, 03:57:18 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2009, 05:58:06 PM »
No, not really. They're just distracted by his tan.
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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2009, 06:37:06 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2009, 07:05:21 PM »
Not a post, but a signature image (Andrew's) that must be preserved for the ages:
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2009, 09:37:14 AM »
Quote from: Jake on August 20, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Why does every thread Flyers posts in turn into a bitch fest about his dating failures?
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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 06:45:42 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on September 02, 2009, 09:08:30 PM
The Hundred Years War, of course.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather on my mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's father's father's mother's mother's mother's father's mother's side originally fought for the English side.  He was captured by the French, however, and later decided to fight for them anyway.

His wife (my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother) was caught feeding military food supplies to a black cat, and was subsequently burned as a witch.

All my other relatives died of dysentry.
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2009, 04:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Ghyl Tarvoke on September 06, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
FF is just a catch-all party whose ideology is Gombeenism.
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 10:49:57 AM »
Quote from: Wyatt Chеsney on September 21, 2009, 05:23:25 PM
I'm not qualified to vote, because I am not a citizen of the United States. Sad
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2009, 06:59:21 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2009, 03:38:05 PM »
« Edited: September 30, 2009, 03:53:57 PM by This is the North - where we do what we want! »
On Neal Patel:

Quote from: Private Willis on September 30, 2009, 02:21:41 PM
The first-ever Atlasian to fail the Turing Test.
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