I'm Running for President!

[Potatoe]

Hey guys, Perot here, with a big announcement, yes, I am finally runnin' for President, got my car Bumper Sticker in my sig, I ain't running as a Democrat, or those Republicans, I am running as an Independent! I'm sick and tired of the goddamn duopoly that the Parties hath wrought upon my beloved Nation, are you? And do you know what'll be my main issue? That's right, that f**kin' piece of dog droppings NAFTA, it's a job killer I tell you, we need to scrap it! Hell, Chreiten, that Canadian Lib doesn't want it! And both Candidates support it for Christ's sake! I mean, that ass Clinton and that intolerable idiot Bush have come out and supported a job killer! AGH!

Sorry 'bout getting so angry and worked up about NAFTA, I just really care about how this will negatively impact America.

So, anyone want to join the Perot team as like a Speech Writer or Staffer? That'd be fine. Also, anyone got an idea for Veep, 'cuz that Jerry Brown seems mighty fine, though that General Stockdale could be a fairly inoffensive pick as well, hmm.

Anyway, PEROT FOR AMERICA! Road to 270 baby!

[Oakvale]

Let me see if I've got this -

Atlas Modarn = not funny

This = funny

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Go away.

[Morning in Atlas]

gantackler run for prasdent of the usa
but gantackler not old enough
so he change name to "h. ross gantackler"

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

sanchez copy sawx
make atlas madarn joke
because he just found it today
and he think sawx is funny
and he copy sawx copy copy
breaking the three-four line rule
it cool cause im sanchez
sanchez love tarantula
sanchez of hurricane wv

But yeah, Gunny, quit ruining my fourth favorite Presidential candidate in the last twenty years.

[Maxwell]

thanks, pond scum.