Ever been a crime victim?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I've had my car broken into twice (most recently about a month ago), I've had unauthorized transactions made on a long-dormant bank account thanks to a hacked online merchant, I had my bike stolen as a kid (sadly, by the only black kid in the neighborhood), I had a gameboy stolen from me during a class trip, and about eight years ago, I was the victim of an attempted rape.

So yeah, good times all around.