Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Pics please or I'm not buying it.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'm not buying the health lunch crap, and even if its true he's still shoveling more garbage in per day than most people do per week.

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LOL, of course there is a soda.

My meals are usually pretty simple. For breakfast, I have a cup of special k with some sliced banana, and a cup and a half of grapes after. For a snack, I'll have some celery. Lunch is a black bean boca patty on a sandwich thin with some low fat cheddar, and carrots to go with it. Mid-day snack is either coco almonds, or some more grapes. Dinner tonight is an asian style fried rice with brown rice, with some egg whites, and FILLED with fresh veggies that I got from the store.

At no point today, did I drink any thing other than a cup of tea in the morning (no cream or sugar..not a diet thing, just hate them in my tea) and my water.

What's wrong with the pop?  You gloss over a healthy meal and focus on the pop, which has no calories on its own?  That's pretty arrogant.

What about your other meals and snacks?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, now that you're at Granny's house, have you stopped watching porn?

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How many times have you eaten at McDonalds, Braums, Whataburger, whatever.......this week?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

80 pounds is amazing, Big Daddy.  Congrats!!!!!!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

By your logic, I should never have any kind of cookies.  Period.  Ignore any kind of cravings forever.

That's how you lose 80 pounds, Bushie.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Al's words will go unheeded, I fear.

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Bushie, will you be enjoying your super enhanced cable package and full volume porn now that you're in Tulsa for the weekend?  And what will you eat......there's no food there.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If you're only living at your Tulsa apartment a couple of days a month, why don't you cancel your cable there so you have one less thing to pay for?  There's still plenty of sports on the broadcast networks.

I mean seriously, how much does that cable package cost per month?

Mama and Papa are paying. No worries, Mr Modern.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Don't these busybody white people have anything better to do than spread their nonsense beliefs to a part of the world with far more pressing concerns?

People's eternal future is far more important than any other temporary problem.

They don't have clean water, good food, good hygiene, no refrigeration, no toilets and running water, a short life span, but your busybody cousins will save their souls so who cares.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

what is the over/under of bushie's cable package?  i say $199/month

$150.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Your parents just need to cut you off. They'll be flat broke if they don't.  It's repulsive how much you bleed them dry

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Cancel Tulsa, cancel cable or RIP your parents finances forever.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The waste is beyond comprehension.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Whoa jmfcst's replies to that were great.

A shame he isn't here anymore. Maybe he could make Bushie realize that Jesus wouldn't spend hundreds of dollars of someone else's money on a deluxe cable package in a location He didn't live in.

Even the jamfist wasn't as conversion whacky and s total literalist like ODF. He fully believed in free will.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh sweet Jesus he's back on the Kenya planning because God talked to him again.

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Bushie, don't you think dumping the Tulsa rent and mega-cable package will help you pay off your debts and get to Kenya faster?

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Bushie - with the healthy lunches has your weight changed, and by how much?  I'm curious because I doubt the other 2 meals and snacking are healthy

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Bushie - with the healthy lunches has your weight changed, and by how much?  I'm curious because I doubt the other 2 meals and snacking are healthy

What else has he been doing? Braums and mcdonalds for the other meals?

We're big into detailing lunch down to the carrot stick, but nothing else.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

RIP JOB. 

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RIP JOB. 

This must be promising

     Back to Tulsa, I guess.

HokeyDude's post above omits that the room is spinning for him.......not good.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

RIP JOB. 

This must be promising

     Back to Tulsa, I guess.

HokeyDude's post above omits that the room is spinning for him.......not good.

Is he out of a job?  Or is it just speculation?

3 illnesses in one day.  We have a pattern to go by even though it's not official. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yeah, lamenting the fact he has to go in at all, and predicting he won't be there all day isn't a good sign.

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No lunchtime turkey wrap with carrots and cookies updates means today was kaput.