Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[Joe Biden 2020]

I was going to work out at 10:30/11:00 tonight, but I think I will workout a little sooner than that so I don't chicken out or make some lousy excuse.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Work out for tonight is over! Just light body core again tonight. My back started hurting halfway through, so I was only able to do half the workout as I didn't want to injure anything. No work out tomorrow night because of the Super Bowl and having to get to bed soon after the game. Next work out before the Biggest Loser TV Show on Monday.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

[Joe Biden 2020]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

[Joe Biden 2020]

As of this morning, I have lost 4.5 lbs since I started all this 2 weeks ago.

[Mr. Morden]

Jeff, you forgot your disclaimer in the first post...

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination, or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

This is perhaps the funniest post you've ever written. 

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

FTR... I decided to lost some softness in the lead up to my 30th in April, and without cutting out anything and by increasing my cardio and especially my water intake... and I've lost 10lbs since I went back to work on Jan 2 after the Christmas break.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

[Joe Biden 2020]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

Old habits die hard....

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

You treat yourself to Village Inn once a week?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What is Village Inn? They don''t have those around here, or if they do, I have never seen one.

[Joe Biden 2020]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

You treat yourself to Village Inn once a week?

Not only to the Village Inn, but I vary my dining, but all probably equally as unhealthy as  Village Inn.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What is Village Inn? They don''t have those around here, or if they do, I have never seen one.

Like Dennys or IHOP, it is a diner that specializes in breakfast food.  They also bake and sell pies of all flavors.  The pies leave something to be desired and calorie regret, but the breakfast is really good.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What is Village Inn? They don''t have those around here, or if they do, I have never seen one.

Like Dennys or IHOP, it is a diner that specializes in breakfast food.  They also bake and sell pies of all flavors.  The pies leave something to be desired and calorie regret, but the breakfast is really good.

I saw! LOOK at those pies!

http://www.villageinn.com/pies/

[Lief 🗽]

Each of those slices is at least 1000 calories.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

You treat yourself to Village Inn once a week?

Not only to the Village Inn, but I vary my dining, but all probably equally as unhealthy as  Village Inn.

So you claim you treat yourself once a week, yet you ate out twice in one day?

[Joe Biden 2020]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

You treat yourself to Village Inn once a week?

Not only to the Village Inn, but I vary my dining, but all probably equally as unhealthy as  Village Inn.

So you claim you treat yourself once a week, yet you ate out twice in one day?

No no, the Village Inn was last Saturday, January 26.  The Golden Corral was this evening, Saturday, February 2.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The pies are only 500-800 calories a slice. The carrot cake is 1300 for some reason. The nutrition info is really hard to find. I had to Google it because their site really doesn't give a link for it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How is the eating going? Any breakdowns? Trips to Dennys?

The eating is going alright.  I made a trip to Village Inn last Saturday morning and a trip to Golden Corral this evening, but other than that I'm eating alright.

Oh no! The Golden Corral! And I've never seen a Village Inn but it looks like an IHOP/Dennys type place! How naughty, BushOK!

Yes, Village Inn is a IHOP/Dennys type diner.  I tend to treat myself once a week.

You treat yourself to Village Inn once a week?

Not only to the Village Inn, but I vary my dining, but all probably equally as unhealthy as  Village Inn.

So you claim you treat yourself once a week, yet you ate out twice in one day?

No no, the Village Inn was last Saturday, January 26.  The Golden Corral was this evening, Saturday, February 2.

Ahh ok.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The pies are only 500-800 calories a slice. The carrot cake is 1300 for some reason. The nutrition info is really hard to find. I had to Google it because their site really doesn't give a link for it.

Another reason I don't touch the pies.  I get enough calories from the food, I don't need to break the camels back with another 500 calories!  When I eat out, I generally eat light so as to minimize the calories while still satisfying my craving.  I hate feeling miserably full for the next few hours, so I just eat somewhat light and stop when I am satisfied.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

That's good. What did you eat? I went to ihop for the first time a few weeks ago, and the whole grain pancakes I ordered had over 1000 calories in them! More than plain chocolate chip!

[Joe Biden 2020]

At Village Inn, I had two eggs, two slices of bacon, and two pancakes.  At the Golden Corral I had a slice or two of ham, a couple spoonfuls of mashed potatoes and white gravy, and a scoop of stuffing.  For dessert, I had a small bowl of soft Vanilla Frozen Yogurt.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Oh BushOK! There's nothing green in that!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Oh BushOK! There's nothing green in that!

Except from little celery chips in the stuffing, nope!