Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Хahar 🤔]

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[Platypus]

They're all great characters.

All except Krusty

[Sewer]

What about males with breasts (opebo's ladyboys)?

[Sewer]

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[Хahar 🤔]

2006 FIFA Final match thingy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

All the President's Men.

Really liked it. Very exciting, for a movie about newspaper reporters. The acting was superb and I really enjoyed the directing as well, with a lot of very interesting shots. The splicing in of historical footage and news reports was also done well (though, at the time, I suppose the footage wasn't that historical, having happened only a few years before).

Any film that belittles our great President Richard Nixon isn't something I wanna see...

[King]

All the President's Men.

Really liked it. Very exciting, for a movie about newspaper reporters. The acting was superb and I really enjoyed the directing as well, with a lot of very interesting shots. The splicing in of historical footage and news reports was also done well (though, at the time, I suppose the footage wasn't that historical, having happened only a few years before).

Any film that belittles our great President Richard Nixon isn't something I wanna see...

Especially one that uses historical footage and news reports to help belittle.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Stark comes with a real gem after a classic Naso gem:

I might have told my brother about him, but nothing big.  We were talking about the Dateline stings of guys going there to meet young girls.

those should be illegal

Definitely entrapment.  I agree.

No, it's not "definitely" entrapment. 

Fascist! Those men were not meeting real girls they were being lied to by the ZOG and set up.

[Governor PiT]

Any objections to this being split?

Lock this thread Alcon. That way opebo can't delete his posts.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I kinda hope it's not just a sex scandal, but a Lesbian sex scandal. Imagine what a hypocrite she would be. Then again, it would be tough on her kids.

and hard on me too. 

Especially if there are photos.

[Lief 🗽]

Can anyone please explain what makes Franken's victory illegitimate and why Coleman is clearly the real winner? (Please note that this question has absolutely nothing to do with the 2000 election so don't mention it in your reply.)

Because Franken is a librul comedian whose presence will darken a chamber that otherwise can boast for the presence of such distinguished statesmen like David Vitter, James Inhoffe, Tom Coburn, Jeff Sessions and Jim Bunning.

[Governor PiT]

No, my main point was the lad was 13 or 14 at the time!  How absurd to call that strapping, horny lad a 'child'!  MJ just wanked him off - what the hell harm is there in that?   This is my point about sexual maturity = puberty.  The pay factor was just to remind people that it was all very voluntary and consensual, and that it benefited the young man far more than it could possibly have 'harmed' him.  In all honesty how could anyone think that having sex is harmful?

[Keystone Phil]

Hilarious because he's so blatant with his exagerations...

Remember when Republicans said that Putin wants to invade and conquer Alaska and Palin is the only reason he hasn't?

[Tender Branson]

Obama's popularity goes down after a hurricane strikes Colorado.

Obama goes down in history as the worst President ever.

[Hatman 🍁]

He's 10.

So what's v0031's excuse?

he's a foreign.

foreigner

ya got me.

[King]

I don't get it.. you mean like Rick Astley?

I always thought of it as 'oliver'.. as in O. Pebo..  Or perhaps opebo could be the first name, and I'm from West Africa:

[Keystone Phil]

ROFFLE-f'ing-LOFFLE.

Can I get some hummus on that?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

If you don't know who Karl Marx is, then you shouldn't be posting on a political forum, period.

England, wasn't the UK nonexistant in 1945?

[Keystone Phil]

Sweet irony...

And nice job working in the "woe-is-me-everybody-hates-me" thing you do into the thead.  At least you weren't essentially banned for 3 weeks and have no one even notice or care.

[Sensei]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

[WalterMitty]

AMEN MY BROTHER!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA!  USA! 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

Phil cycles through archnemeses a lot. First it was Flyers, then me, then Marokai, now it seems to be Harry.

[Keystone Phil]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

Phil cycles through archnemeses a lot. First it was Flyers, then me, then Marokai, now it seems to be Harry.

I don't know why you keep patting yourself on the back with this stuff after I've told you before that you were never an archnemeses of mine. I don't care nearly enough to have any dope here as an archnemeses.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

Phil cycles through archnemeses a lot. First it was Flyers, then me, then Marokai, now it seems to be Harry.

I don't know why you keep patting yourself on the back with this stuff after I've told you before that you were never an archnemeses of mine. I don't care nearly enough to have any dope here as an archnemeses.

You used to argue with me more than anyone else on the forum, especially over Santorum.

[MaxQue]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

Phil cycles through archnemeses a lot. First it was Flyers, then me, then Marokai, now it seems to be Harry.

You forgot Fezzyfestoon between Marokai and Harry.