What is in your opinion the most Virgin and most Chad counties in your state?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Most Virgin: Pipestone, it's dull to begin with and has some Dutch Calvinist enclaves without any alcohol or parties...the epitome of Virgin.

Most Chad: Going to go with St. Louis actually. Duluth is a party heavy college town, and the Iron Range towns are also known in addition to being very ancestrally D and Obama/Trump places for very Chad places, they were the most opposed to the indoor smoking ban and are party havens for people from the Twin Cities metro.

[satsuma]

Most virgin: Rockwall, for contributing the least land area to the 2nd-biggest state. It's also a suburb.

Most chad: Kenedy, for focusing on what's really important in Texas: ranching, without the distraction of other industries.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Virgin: Salem.

Chad: Bergen?

[It’s so Joever]

Virgin: Broomfield. Literally has no identity to justify its existence. It’s a boring stretch of suburbia that thinks it isn’t Adams County.

Chad: Chaffee. Salida is a cool town and the McCain-Obama-Trump-Biden vote is gigachad swing voter meme level worthy.

[Diabolical Materialism]

Virgin: Seminole County. No real reason for it to exist. It just feels like an extension of the Orlando suburbs.

Chad: Miami-Dade unfortunately.