Northeast Assembly Legislation Introduction Thread

[Simfan34]

I am looking for a sponsor here:

As a former member of this house, I would like to propose a postprandial (yes, postprandial-- I just had lunch) amendment and/or new bill, since the proofreading amendment seems to have done nothing:

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Right now this bill is without effect since the operative words "berween" and "incestial" are not actually words and thus render the following clauses meaningless. Furthermore, the Same Love Act of 2014 made incestous marriage legal, which this bill does not address, meaning that even if "berween" and "incestial" meant what they were supposed to mean, you could legally marry a blood relative but could engage with sexual relations with that person. I urge this house to consider my revision.

[DemPGH]

I can pick that up. Why don't we, then, just repeal the one we just passed? IDK. Or amend it?

In any event, let's just get this right without becoming too draconian.
 

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If we're going to do this again, I wanted to refine clause 2 just a bit.

[Clark Kent]

Also, looking through the wiki page on the Northeast, I found that our anthem is apparently Rick Astley's "Never Going to Give You Up". Are we deliberately trying to rick-roll people?

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[Clyde1998]

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[Clyde1998]

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

after discussion with cjo cinyc, rep clyde, and gov pikachu:

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2. Article VIII shall be struck from the Northeast Constitution.

3. A new Article shall be appended to the Northeast Constitution, reading as follows:

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[DemPGH]

I believe in this, so I'm offering it up again with some changes, additions, and to allow for the possibility of exemptions.

Training the body is at least as important as training the mind, and we need to address that. This is a public health matter, considering that healthcare is, to some degree, socialized.

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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[Classic Conservative]

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Ah wonderful renaming major cities to cities that offend the vast majority of Jewish, Chrisitan and Muslim people in the Northeast.

[Clark Kent]

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This..this is completely ridiculous. Why would you do this just to spite someone?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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Ah wonderful renaming major cities to cities that offend the vast majority of Jewish, Chrisitan and Muslim people in the Northeast.

we're not gonna let the p.c. police tell us what to do :^)

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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[Clyde1998]

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[Clark Kent]

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[Former Lincoln Assemblyman & Lt. Gov. RGN]

(IDK, if I'm still a representative)

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

(IDK, if I'm still a representative)

yes, but you're on three missed votes so you'll need to catch the next one

[DemPGH]

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[pikachu]

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Sorry. Considering the lack of GM, I have no estimates on revenues, but expenditures have seen a slight increase, and had a $7B surplus last time, and we should getting more revenues with the new gas tax.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

thank you, mr governor. i'll open a thread right away.

[pikachu]

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[cinyc]

This needs another citizen signature or an Assemblyman to sponsor.  The CJO cannot propose legislation on his own:

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[Clyde1998]

This needs another citizen signature or an Assemblyman to sponsor.  The CJO cannot propose legislation on his own:

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I'm happy to sponsor it.

[Clyde1998]

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[Clark Kent]

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EDIT: On second thought, maybe we should wait until the Election Laws committee is done streamlining all the current laws.