Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Also isn't it dangerous to be ducking from the windshield while you are driving? How fast were you going? Also how can you duck if you are wearing a seatbelt, because required safety features in the US include that thing where if you lean forward too quickly in a car the seatbelt will lock up which can be annoying but also is a good thing if you are ever in a crash.

Bushie you were wearing your seatbelt right?

I highly doubt that Bushie wears his seatbelt at all.

On the contrary, I wear my seat belt at all times, even if just driving down the street.  One thing about me, I may be careless when it comes to my eating habits, but I always follow the law as best I can.  I try to keep at the Speed Limits every where I go.  That's hard to do and a lot of times, I accidentally go over, but if I find myself going over, I will ease myself back down to the speed limit.  I'd rather everyone pass me for going the speed limit.

As far as my weight, I had lost 11.2 lbs, but it has come back up just a bit to about 8 lbs lost due to careless eating and the natural fluctuations of weight.  I'm going to get back on it today, though.

Since I have to get my windshield replaced at 11:00 this morning, I had to postpone my dietitian appointment which was scheduled for the same time.  It is now scheduled for Wednesday, July 10, 2013 at 13:00.

[Oak Hills]

Okay, my mistake then. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Wait, you blow off the dietician for a month when they have free mobile windshield services that can come at any time?

Are you needing an extra month so she doesn't bitch at you for not following her advice? 

[Joe Biden 2020]

I needed to get the windshield replaced before the next rain.  They got it in today for $180, so I had to take advantage of it.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Is there actually a hole in the windshield, or are there just cracks? Even if there is a hole, does your family not own a tarpaulin?

[Lief 🗽]

Guys, Bushie is obviously never going to the dietician again. This is just a convenient and exaggerated excuse.

[Kitteh]

Guys, Bushie is obviously never going to the dietician again. This is just a convenient and exaggerated excuse.

[Hash]

I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

Wait, isn't he going to be in Kenya on July 10th?

[Kitteh]

I suspect "another" "rock" will "hit" the "windshield" around July 8-9, "requiring" an "urgent" visit to the "garage" on July 10 at 1pm.

ftfy

[Joe Biden 2020]

I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

Wait, isn't he going to be in Kenya on July 10th?

I'll be back July 2 at 20:44.

Rocks, or whatever it was, don't hit my windshield very often.  I will be going to the dietitian on July 10.  I would go sooner, but I'll be in Kenya most of the time.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

Wait, isn't he going to be in Kenya on July 10th?

I'll be back July 2 at 20:44.

Rocks, or whatever it was, don't hit my windshield very often.  I will be going to the dietitian on July 10.  I would go sooner, but I'll be in Kenya most of the time.

Np, Bushie, you found a way to buy you a month so she didn't  yell at you.......fine job.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I suspect another "rock" will "hit" the windshield around July 8-9, requiring an urgent visit to the garage on July 10 at 1pm.

Wait, isn't he going to be in Kenya on July 10th?

I'll be back July 2 at 20:44.

Rocks, or whatever it was, don't hit my windshield very often.  I will be going to the dietitian on July 10.  I would go sooner, but I'll be in Kenya most of the time.

Np, Bushie, you found a way to buy you a month so she didn't  yell at you.......fine job.

I really did have to the windshield fixed.  That was priority #1.  Her next availability was July 10.

[memphis]

I've never been to a dietician. Why would one need regular visits?

[Lief 🗽]

I've never been to a dietician. Why would one need regular visits?

So that he can tell her he hasn't changed his diet at all, she can tut-tut him, and he can reward himself for being concerned about his health with a nice McDonalds meal on his drive back home.

[King]

I've never been to a dietician. Why would one need regular visits?

In hopes that by pestering her enough she'll finally give up and say "eating 4 sloppy joes is a great idea."

[Joe Biden 2020]

More and more, I find myself chuckling whenever I read the speculation on this thread.  Keep up the comedy routine, folks!

[Lief 🗽]

What would you have told your dietician if you had had the appointment with her today, Bushie?

[Tetro Kornbluth]

I literally want to barf, politicus. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When I was visiting Berlin, my hostel was in a Turkish neighborhood. They had these little hotdog stands that said Currywurst on them. I thought it must be some cool fusion that would be amazing. Nope. Regular American style hotdog with ketchup and curry powder on it. So gross! 

...

Wait, what?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We need elaboration. Did memphis just happen to visit an atypical Turkish hotdog stand?

[Joe Biden 2020]

We need elaboration. Did memphis just happen to visit an atypical Turkish hotdog stand?

Why did I read Turkish bath instead of Turkish hotdog stand??

[Tetro Kornbluth]

We need elaboration. Did memphis just happen to visit an atypical Turkish hotdog stand?

Why did I read Turkish bath instead of Turkish hotdog stand??

You need to seek help and medical attention. For a long time. Seriously, seek help.

[Keystone Phil]

Keep up the comedy routine, folks!

I need to start a thread titled, "Funny Things Phil Reads Station" in honor of the hilarious posts I read while on the train. The above would be one of the greatest entries. People have to be wondering what I'm looking at that causes me to laugh so hard.

[Joe Biden 2020]

We need elaboration. Did memphis just happen to visit an atypical Turkish hotdog stand?

Why did I read Turkish bath instead of Turkish hotdog stand??

You need to seek help and medical attention. For a long time. Seriously, seek help.

Inks has already played that card and lost.  Try again.

[WalterMitty]

my predictions:

1. bushie will never see the dietician again.
2. he will come back from kenya with the same...enthusiasm...he had last year.
3.  he will not attend cad, or drop out soon after beginning.  he keeps saying it is self paced.  he hasnt shown a great ability to be disciplined.