This is like one of those Russian elections in which your choices are either Putin or some decrepit, on-the-take member of the Communist Party.
So it’s Joe “Yeltsin” Biden vs Donald “Zyuganov” Trump vs. Robert “Lebed” Kennedy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Russian_presidential_election?wprov=sfti1#Results
This is good news for Biden then, Russian electoral fraud notwithstanding.
[NYT Op-Ed] I’ve Seen How the Biden-Trump Rematch Ends, and It’s Pretty Scary
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An elderly president isn’t sure whether he should run for a second term. His approval ratings are low, and there are concerns about his health. His advisers, adamant that he is the only bulwark against a formidable opponent, insist that his candidacy is crucial for the survival of democracy. If he does not run, they say, dictatorship will prevail. Despite his reservations, the president agrees. He pledges to defeat his opponent and protect his country’s future.
This isn’t America today; it’s Russia in 1996. That aged president is not Joe Biden but Boris Yeltsin. His fearsome rival is not Donald Trump but the Communist leader Gennady Zyuganov. As I watch the American presidential campaign unfold, I’ve been constantly reminded of their contest. For all the differences between them, I can’t shake a sense of déjà vu.
This isn’t America today; it’s Russia in 1996. That aged president is not Joe Biden but Boris Yeltsin. His fearsome rival is not Donald Trump but the Communist leader Gennady Zyuganov. As I watch the American presidential campaign unfold, I’ve been constantly reminded of their contest. For all the differences between them, I can’t shake a sense of déjà vu.
So at some point, Olaf Scholz will find Biden wandering around Berlin in his underpants, and eventually Kamala will be replaced with with Mayor Pete who ascends to the presidency and in 2050 or so invades Canada under Prime Minister Nathan Fielder?