Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Bushie, just try to make some friends at this job instead of counting down to the next time you tag along to Albuqueque.

What kind of friends can you really meet at a scam job?

People equally as gullible and unemployable.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Have you shared the company name with Smash and JMann are you going in this one blind with no research?

Nope, I haven't seen anything on this. 

Bushie is the $30,000 a salary??  A draw?  Does the $30k base even exist?  What kind of sales?

The $30,000 is a base salary.  I will be selling credit card machines to small and medium sized businesses in the Tulsa metro.

Are you selling the machines or the processing service behind the machines?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Have you shared the company name with Smash and JMann are you going in this one blind with no research?

Nope, I haven't seen anything on this. 

Bushie is the $30,000 a salary??  A draw?  Does the $30k base even exist?  What kind of sales?

The $30,000 is a base salary.  I will be selling credit card machines to small and medium sized businesses in the Tulsa metro.

Are you selling the machines or the processing service behind the machines?

The machines themselves.

OK. Now, do you realize that the machines themselves are generally given away for free? The most popular smartphone credit card reader, Square, literally costs nothing. Larger credit card terminals are also free (check out that other CC company's website linked in this thread). They're given away because money is made by charging transaction fees, not selling hardware.

You are being asked to sell something that no one sells anymore.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Why would you waste one of your cheats on a burger from Burger King? Are there no Five Guys or Beck's Prime locations in Tulsa?

Bushie's not in it for the taste, he's in it for the sugar and other additives he's addicted to.

I wish you would avoid burgers (one of the worst things to eat while on a diet) completely, but you're clearly not going to listen to that advice.

Burgers can be fantastically healthy, just not the way Bushie likes them. If you want to go beef, try a properly seasoned 90/10 grass fed topped with lettuce, red onion, organic (no sugar added) ketchup, avocado (as a substitute for cheese) on a whole wheat bun. Or be truly adventurous and order it with bison meat, which is even leaner (and quite tasty).