Official 2011-2012 Club Soccer/Football thread

[minionofmidas]

sorry bro, if it makes you feel better, Chelsea are a bunch of c*nts and no one likes them.

^^^^^^^

I watched that game.

It was pretty apparent ever after the 3-1 that Napoli didn't have another comeback in them.

[minionofmidas]

Would not the first footballer to die of an undiagnosed mystery heart condition. There are two possible interpretations here, and I wouldn't want to choose lightly.
Anyways, never heard of the man but hope he survives to retire, like Ümit Ozat did here in 2008.

[minionofmidas]

If you'd gone all season placing a double bet they'd either win by at least 3 or not at all, you'd be ahead nicely.

[minionofmidas]

Please Benfica another one

[minionofmidas]

Dortmund up 1-0.

[minionofmidas]

And Robben wastes a penalty.

[minionofmidas]

Oh yeah, congrats Roland!

I just looked up the UEFA 5 years coefficient, and Austria won a second place in the CL qualifiers.

[minionofmidas]

Oh yeah, congrats Roland!

I just looked up the UEFA 5 years coefficient, and Austria won a second place in the CL qualifiers.

What does it mean ? The 1st and 2nd in the Austrian league (currently Salzburg and Rapid Wien) are already "fix" in the CL qualifiers if they end up 1st and 2nd after the season is over ?

No. Points from 07-08 to 11-12 seasons determine who qualifies for what during 12-13, so you have two CL qualifier places in the summer of '13.

[minionofmidas]

I always shout the true answer if the opposition also has goals. And "Halts Maul" instead of "bitte".
Then again, I'm not at Bayern. At least they don't feel the need here to shout the scorer's name three times. (Cause you forgot the part about the announcer saying the first name and the stadium answering the last name of the scorer...)

[minionofmidas]

Bayern goal was  irregular btw. (Offside Bayern player blocking goalkeeper's way and sight.)

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[minionofmidas]

GOL!

[minionofmidas]

Well, sh!t.

[minionofmidas]

Are you seriously cheering for Madrid Lewis? That's disgusting.

Duh, I am not mentally ill, hence I mourn every game of Bayern's that doesn't end in a double digit loss.

[minionofmidas]

Anyways, on to the epic battle of Lawful Neutral (with Evil leanings) vs Absolute Evil tomorrow. Today was just common everyday Neutral Evil vs Absolute Evil, of course.

[minionofmidas]

Dortmund are champions. Lautern are down. Fürth are up. Frankfurt may well follow them tomorrow (or theoretically today.)

[minionofmidas]

4-4? That's nothing. Riederwald lost 6-9 away to Nieder-Erlenbach in the Kreisliga A Frankfurt Staffel Südost last week. (But today, when I went to see them play for the first time this calendar year, they beat Posavina 1-0 on a penalty.)

[minionofmidas]

It's more that they may have just fycked up an early walk to the title.

6-9, though? I like a nice defensive game, me.

It's what happens at that kind of level when one side's goalkeeper gets sent off for a last man foul during the first half, the other side's goes out with injury for the last half hour, and there's a mean wind blowing.

[minionofmidas]

Promoted.

[minionofmidas]

At least John Terry is out of the competition.

[minionofmidas]

We'll see about that.

[minionofmidas]

2-0. There is hope. A Bayern vs Chelsea final would have been about the worst imaginable constellation seeing that Juve didn't qualify.

[minionofmidas]

This game is crazy. Next penalty.

[minionofmidas]

Overtime.

[minionofmidas]

Penalties.

[minionofmidas]

Incredible. I suppose that's that.

EDIT: I take that back.