The t_host1 Institute of Comedy

[Joe Republic]

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHAT WILL BE PAINFUL.


A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Over on the Individual Politics board just now (no screenshot as I'm lazy) the topic "Which major right wing party do you prefer?" was followed by "The US Democratic Party or the Communist Party of Greece"

[politicus]

Context:

Haile Gebreselassie says he wants to run.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

[Simfan34]

Context:

Haile Gebreselassie says he wants to run.

[IceSpear]

The 2012 DNC was held in Charlotte.  This is a clear signal from the Clintons that Hillary's running.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

A great one from Uncle Angus.

Actually, I though he accused us of seeing him as "less than normal society."  I see him mainly as an attention whore, which around here is normal society.

Of course, he does take whoring to the next level.  With most folks it's just "By the way, I'm gay, please take a moment to respond to my gay poll" or "hey guys, I'm taking time off the forum because I'm suicidally depressed, please discuss with maps" or "hey guys, I got a lap dance from a stripper who goes to my hipster church; has this every happened to any of you?" rather than a detailed description of every meal and every interpersonal interaction each and every day. 

[Antonio the Sixth]

CNN BREAKING NEWS: UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THAT SAWX GOT LAID; HEAVY CELEBRATIONS REPORTED IN FORUM COMMUNITY BOARD; PRESIDENT OBAMA TO MAKE STATEMENT AT 5:45 PM EST.

[Morning in Atlas]

Shoudn't have attacked the good people of Arkansas with Pryorcare. Whoops.

[Deus Naturae]

...and she has a boyfriend. F**k.

Bill Clinton had a wife.

[politicus]

I know he is trolling, but this is actually funny:

Most people who say they are for "Women's Rights" are actually feminist-supremacists who don't deserve any attention or respect from a civilized and mature forum like Atlas.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I know he is trolling, but this is actually funny:

Most people who say they are for "Women's Rights" are actually feminist-supremacists who don't deserve any attention or respect from a civilized and mature forum like Atlas.

The best part.

[Lief 🗽]

I know he is trolling

Is he though? I wouldn't be surprised if he's completely serious.

[Flake]

I know he is trolling

Is he though? I wouldn't be surprised if he's completely serious.

Yeah that "straight guy that looks at ladies makes feminists hate me" post begs to differ.

[badgate]

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From this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=199478.0


If the thread weren't locked I could have just copy/pasted the text I got from clicking "quote"

[Paul Kemp]

Again, I come out of this the winner and not the loser. 

[Bacon King]

The days of female sexuality being controlled by men are over, and thank Zeus for that.

Really? 

Of all the gods in the pantheon you might thank for relinquishing male control of female sexuality, you pick one famous not only for seduction and rape, but also one famous for swallowing the only goddess child destined by the Titans to be more powerful than he.

[politicus]

The days of female sexuality being controlled by men are over, and thank Zeus for that.

Really? 

Of all the gods in the pantheon you might thank for relinquishing male control of female sexuality, you pick one famous not only for seduction and rape, but also one famous for swallowing the only goddess child destined by the Titans to be more powerful than he.

Good stuff, but clearly Sulphur Mine material, not IoC.

[Kushahontas]

I think Bushie should deliver pizzas. I've done it. It's actually pretty fun, and it's the easiest job ever. It used to require at least a basic sense of direction, but with a phone GPS, it would require no talent whatsoever. Here's your pizza. Give me your money. Have a nice day. Bushie could do that. And with tips, it pays about $12/hour, which is more than he was making as a CADD drafter.

What's going to happen when the people he delivers the pizza to open up the box?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS

[Sol]

Thanks!

Well, muon speaking about Illinois,

The district you mention, HD49, that's not strange it seems to be relatively moderate for the PVI?
I mean, I just made some search about the current representative (Mike Fortner), and he won fairly easily in 2006 (60-40), and he wasn't even challenged in 2012. I just saw his record and he seems to be pro life, pro gun and anti civil union. That's quite conservative for a "moderate" district, so that's strange democrats didn't even compete in this district.

I guess this is because of Obama overperforming a lot in  Illinois in 2008? This district should be safely republican I guess?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The real tragedy here is that Bushie wasn't born in similar circumstances in Saudi Arabia, because he could have easily landed a nice gig in the Saudi government with awesome conditions and insanely good job security - where you're paid to do nothing all day, surf the internet, play games online, go to prayer during working hours, take a nap at noon, leave the office at 2-3pm to head home and ingest piles of sh**t (given that Saudis mostly eat the same sh**t as Bushie does, and KSA has the same chains as in Oklahoma...) and do whatever mundane daily activities for the rest of the day. Besides, KSA has free healthcare, no taxes, cheap gas and apparently even subsidized (if not free) cars and housing for public servants. There's certainly little incentive to actually work if your job is a push-paper redundancy in the government there, so there'd obviously be no risk of getting canned within a month.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

WillipsBrighton, say something a rapist wouldn't say. Not to prove anything. Just to help my peace of mind about sharing a forum with you. Please. Anything.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I strongly doubt the world will end in the next ten years. But if it did, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the turning point was the day a bunch of dinguses on an Internet message board pushed a man who can cannot successfully run his own life into a position running one of the largest companies in America

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Yes, yes, don't ban him. Just cut off one of his hands.