As odd as it sounds, I agree with States Rights, having the military in charge would be a bad idea. None of those presidents with former military experience were actively in the military when elected president (although I could be wrong). Having the military run the government is a characteristic of Third World countries. Although on the other hand if they only took over for a month or so to restore a sense of order and then backed off, it might be okay.
So the choice comes down to Ruth Ann Miner or Rick Perry for President. Seems not to different from the last election, except Frankenstein is replaced with Grandma Walton. (Sorry John
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