Predict how the previous forumite will die

[A18]

Butchered with an axe

[minionofmidas]

I was going to say, axed by a butcher, but frankly it's not all that funny to just turn around anything said before.
So I'll say, massive coronary while masturbating over the constitution.

[A18]

Massive heat stroke in December

[nini2287]

Bad case of carpral tunnel from posting too much

[A18]

A really bad tooth ache

[Frodo]

A gunshot to the back of his head, blasting away half of his skull. 

[riceowl]

Falls into volcano, minus one finger.

[AkSaber]

Quantum torpedo explosion.

[Frodo]

Falls off a fishing vessel while fishing for Dungeness crabs.  Dies of hypothermia in the middle of the Bering Strait before drifting to the Arctic, and being eaten by a polar bear. 

[Blue Rectangle]

Spitted like a wild boar by a cave troll, having forgotten his mithril shirt back in Rivendell.

[bullmoose88]

Smothered by Rosie O'Donnell in the course of carnal relations.

sorry man.

[7,052,770]

trampled by a bull and a moose

[Platypus]

nuclear war.

[Frodo]

Gets eaten by a Great White Shark while snorkelling just beyond the Great Barrier Reef. 

[Blue Rectangle]

Does not die, but passes over the ocean and into the West.

[7,052,770]

late-term abortion

[bullmoose88]

Drive by

[Blue Rectangle]

Does not die, but is taken into Heaven during the Rapture, along with afleitch and hughento.   jmfcst is "left behind" and immediately dies of shock.

[7,052,770]

never existed in the first place

[Frodo]

Gets lynched by a neo-Confederate mob for having carnal relations with a black woman.

Could I be any more stereotypical of your state than that? 

[AkSaber]

Warp Core breach.

[riceowl]

his animator stops drawing

[Blue Rectangle]

Is shot by States during a Civil War reenactment gone horribly wrong.

[AkSaber]

Fried by a phaser. It wasn't on stun...

[Blue Rectangle]

A18