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The Man From G.O.P.
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« Reply #325 on: January 03, 2006, 09:12:51 PM »


Shot for considering himself anything other than a democrat
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Platypus
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« Reply #326 on: January 03, 2006, 09:19:52 PM »

Scalded by a vat of oil heated by the Conservative Party's torch.
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« Reply #327 on: January 03, 2006, 09:27:00 PM »

Hugged to death by Phillip
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« Reply #328 on: January 03, 2006, 10:15:06 PM »

Platypus.
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nini2287
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« Reply #329 on: January 04, 2006, 02:16:11 AM »

Killed by Jas in a failed coup of the Midwest government
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« Reply #330 on: January 04, 2006, 02:20:37 AM »

Killed by violent video game characters.



(re the Joe Lieberman thing)
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nini2287
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« Reply #331 on: January 04, 2006, 02:25:48 AM »

Dies of loneliness being the only person at a South Dakota libertarian convention.
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Gabu
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« Reply #332 on: January 04, 2006, 02:26:36 AM »

Dies of loneliness being the only person at a South Dakota libertarian convention.

Dies from virtue of being in DC.
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« Reply #333 on: January 04, 2006, 02:28:10 AM »

I dunno nini, I think a few people might make the trip.

Gabu-Killed on the front lines in the Apple/Microsoft War.
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nini2287
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« Reply #334 on: January 04, 2006, 02:29:46 AM »

Of shock when he learns he is the champion (see sig).
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« Reply #335 on: January 04, 2006, 02:30:30 AM »

Posts continuously on this thread for 61 hours without food or water, and dies of thirst.
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« Reply #336 on: January 04, 2006, 02:36:59 AM »

Kidnapped and forced to drink badger urine, eat poisoned avocado, and has his chest stabbed with a spear
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« Reply #337 on: January 04, 2006, 02:38:38 AM »

Killed by John Kerry for not voting for him. Despite the fact it was impossible for him to do so.
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« Reply #338 on: January 04, 2006, 02:39:42 AM »

Chuck Norris-ed
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« Reply #339 on: January 04, 2006, 02:48:01 AM »

I dunno nini, I think a few people might make the trip.

I have to point this out. That was hilarious. Screw you all.
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« Reply #340 on: January 04, 2006, 02:53:41 AM »


"Disappeared" by the federal government after they realize that "R-PA" is too close to "DARPA" for comfort.
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« Reply #341 on: January 04, 2006, 02:57:42 AM »

Hacked to death by angry losers in DC Risk! 1.
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nini2287
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« Reply #342 on: January 04, 2006, 06:49:37 AM »

Drinks himself to death celeberating the new gray avatar.
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« Reply #343 on: January 04, 2006, 06:59:42 AM »

Drinks himself to death celeberating the new gray avatar.
I might tonight.

As to you...

runover by ambulance taking dieing Lewis Trondheim to hospital.
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« Reply #344 on: January 04, 2006, 09:00:26 AM »

Drinks himself to death celeberating the new gray avatar.
I might tonight.

As to you...

runover by ambulance taking dieing Lewis Trondheim to hospital.

like they said... only after the runover, the ambulance will tip over, get hit by a semi, and fall into a river.
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« Reply #345 on: January 04, 2006, 09:24:04 AM »

like they said... only after the runover, the ambulance will tip over, get hit by a semi, and fall into a river.

Suffocate beneath beautiful asian women.  Wink

You missed it bud.  3 lovely Chinese ladies were in our building having lunch yesterday.  They could have been anywhere from 24 to 42 years old.  I couldn't tell.  *laughs*

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« Reply #346 on: January 04, 2006, 12:04:48 PM »

dies
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« Reply #347 on: January 04, 2006, 12:20:21 PM »

Suffers from dyslexia and reads a certain forumite's name as BDTR.  Kills self.
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« Reply #348 on: January 04, 2006, 12:21:47 PM »

stampeded by John Elway and my buddy Sammy Winder
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« Reply #349 on: January 04, 2006, 01:11:55 PM »

Has its life terminated.
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