Romney wins in a Landslide

[TheFunnierWill211187]

What could happen between now and November that causes votes to flood in for Romney in a Reagan-like landslide?

[Comrade Funk]

A Reagan-typre landslide? Obama admits he's a communist muslim from Kenya looking to destroy America and bring Sharia Law. Maybe unemployment at 25% could do it too.

[Supersonic]

'Double Dip Recession' between now and election day. Hugely disappointing jobs numbers released in October or early November. Something like that.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

I could see Mitt doing well if Ann Romney was assassinated in October.

But that would also be one of the most horrible things ever.

[Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.]

Obama admits he is really Osama.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Romney reveals that he's SUPERMAN! And Obama is A NAZI FASCIST SOCIALIST COMMIE!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Personal tragedy for the Romney family or dead girl/live boy for Obama. (Not saying Obama's actually in dead girl/live boy territory, just that it would take that for him to lose in a landslide).

[tmthforu94]

I certainly hope Americans wouldn't base their vote on a personal tragedy (Yes, I know that sounds heartless).

In late-August, the Dow collapses again, as do all the Europeans markets, and we enter into a global, double-dip recession. Unemployment rises to 8.4% in September, and the October numbers, just days before the election, have unemployment at 9.0%.

The Syrian conflict has completely spiraled out of control, and in a desperate attempt to change the tide, Obama attempts to attack Romney on his religion. By Election Day, President Obama's approval rating is at just 32%.

[mondale84]

I certainly hope Americans wouldn't base their vote on a personal tragedy (Yes, I know that sounds heartless).

In late-August, the Dow collapses again, as do all the Europeans markets, and we enter into a global, double-dip recession. Unemployment rises to 8.4% in September, and the October numbers, just days before the election, have unemployment at 9.0%.

The Syrian conflict has completely spiraled out of control, and in a desperate attempt to change the tide, Obama attempts to attack Romney on his religion. By Election Day, President Obama's approval rating is at just 32%.

Obama would still carry Vermont, Rhode Island and probably California.

[Bacon King]

After months of continued attacks for failing to release his tax returns, during one of the fall debates Mitt Romney accidentally agrees under pressure that he'll release all of his tax returns from the past decade the very next morning. Feeling that he can't go back on his word, Romney decides to release them.

The records reveal hundreds of financial links which confirm that Bain Capital was merely a front organization for a heretofore unknown team of real-life superheroes. Under his crime-fighting alias ("The Magnificent Mormon") it is revealed that Romney was personally responsible for foiling several secret terrorist attacks on the United States, stopping an assassination attempt on Obama's life, singlehandedly sabotaging Iran's nuclear program, and even saved those trapped Chilean miners by digging them out with his bear hands. The tax returns also reference a 2005 gift of $50,000,000 to the North Pole, at a time when Santa's Workshop was facing severe insolvency and bankruptcy appeared imminent.

In light of this new evidence, President Obama thanks Romney for saving Christmas, gives him a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his numerous acts of heroism, and humbly apologizes for forcing The Magnificent Mormon into revealing his secret identity. Obama then endorses Romney and withdraws from the race.   

[Cory]

After months of continued attacks for failing to release his tax returns, during one of the fall debates Mitt Romney accidentally agrees under pressure that he'll release all of his tax returns from the past decade the very next morning. Feeling that he can't go back on his word, Romney decides to release them.

The records reveal hundreds of financial links which confirm that Bain Capital was merely a front organization for a heretofore unknown team of real-life superheroes. Under his crime-fighting alias ("The Magnificent Mormon") it is revealed that Romney was personally responsible for foiling several secret terrorist attacks on the United States, stopping an assassination attempt on Obama's life, singlehandedly sabotaging Iran's nuclear program, and even saved those trapped Chilean miners by
digging them out with his bear hands. The tax returns also reference a 2005 gift of $50,000,000 to the North Pole, at a time when Santa's Workshop was facing severe insolvency and bankruptcy appeared imminent.

In light of this new evidence, President Obama thanks Romney for saving Christmas, gives him a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his numerous acts of heroism, and humbly apologizes for forcing The Magnificent Mormon into revealing his secret identity. Obama then endorses Romney and withdraws from the race.    

FF

[Thomas D]

Wow. You don't think my state is ever going Republican, do you?

[Fuzzybigfoot]

I certainly hope Americans wouldn't base their vote on a personal tragedy (Yes, I know that sounds heartless).

In late-August, the Dow collapses again, as do all the Europeans markets, and we enter into a global, double-dip recession. Unemployment rises to 8.4% in September, and the October numbers, just days before the election, have unemployment at 9.0%.

The Syrian conflict has completely spiraled out of control, and in a desperate attempt to change the tide, Obama attempts to attack Romney on his religion. By Election Day, President Obama's approval rating is at just 32%.

Obama would still carry Vermont, Rhode Island and probably California.

And New York, and Delaware, and Illinois...


Tmth really has gone off the deep end, me thinks.