Has Dave given up on Atlas?

[Mr. Morden]

He seems to have completely forgotten about Atlas, the site keeps crashing, threads go missing

Threads “go missing” because posters continue to violate the terms of service, prompting the moderation staff to remove the offending content.  As for the site crashing…I’m afraid that too many posters are geographically concentrated in the US Eastern and Central time zones, meaning that nearly all posters are awake at the same time.  This can be solved with a software fix, if posters would agree to relocate to other parts of the globe according to a relocation lottery program being written by former Atlas moderator Tender Branson.  This will alleviate “urban packing” in these two time zones, create fairer congressional district boundaries in Atlasia, and eliminate any forum slowdown.

Read the revised Terms of Service for more information on said (mandatory) relocation.  The program makes use of an algorithm that relies on demographic data available to Atlas premium members, and an early version has already been used to order the relocation of South Korean actress Kim You-Jung to Austria.

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It hasn’t been that long, and it is not getting very much worse.  5 points for excessive hyperbole.

thanks,
Dave

[Mr. Morden]

Does Dave personally approve every new registration to the forum?  If so, then I guess it's the one way in which he's still participating.  Maybe the way to get his attention then is to encourage friends and family to register new accounts on the forum with usernames that are actually coded messages, like "Dave, please check your emails, thanks, Morden".